isa-normaladvance-1903-00161

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE.101Read the editorials. They are of interest toyou.Ikey Lewis, 04, is assistant in the BiologicalLaboratory this spring.Henry Mier, another loyal Junior, is an assistant in the gymnasium.Chorus of fifty students from Prof. Stalkersclass at the close of the recitation: Did you notice that he looked straight at me during the wholehour ?Imagine how these would sound at Facultymeeting: Billy, Howard, J. B., Kelse,Higg, Morgie, Uncle Arthur, Slick,Daddy Bob, Stalk, Louie G., Your UncleElwood, Mary Jane, Edith, etc., etc.Linda Armstrong and Elsie Goshorn spent Sunday, May 10th, with their parents at Clay City.Mrs. Martin Kitch of Patrieksburg visited herdaughter, Allie, May 19th.The Sophomore class has adopted a new motto,which reads, Nihil faciens.The following testimonial was received by oneof our local opticians:Dear Doctor:1 was entirely blind for thirty years, but afterusing your wonderful remedy for ten days, I nowsee—my finish.Dont forget the editorials. You should alwaysread them.Prof. Higgins (assigning an algebra lesson) —Read paragraphs 103, 104, and 105. Now suppose you actually do read those paragraphs.Prof.—How do you know this story aboutCaesar is true?Student—Because it is on the dead.Grammar Student (reading)—Who couldstand unmoved through the resit&l of such atale ?Miss Whitenack—-How do you pronouncer-e-c-i-t-a-1, Mr. ?G. S.—Re-sit-al.Miss W.—What would it be without the a-1?G. S.—Re-sit.Miss W.—You may do so.Junior—Why are all novelists freaks?Senior—Give it up.Junior—Their tales come out of their heads.Vawter to Stahl, in a heated argument—Idspoil your face, but I dont like to flatter you.Pearl Berry, translating Virgil—And now myfather, overcome, raised himself to his ears.Miss Armstrong—Does anyone know wheremy Loves Labors host is ?Homer Long—Yes, its in the Assembly room.A Junior who had evidently grown weary of theeternal threeness, wrote the following on the flyleaf of his Psychology and Psychosis:If there should be another flood,For refuge hither fly If all the world should be submerged,This book would still be dry.Claude Kinnick, 02, who taught the ThorntownHigh School last year, visited friends at the Normal, May 7 and 8. Mr. Kinnick expects to restand travel during the summer months.Bert Beasley, 04, of the Indiana Law School,visited his friends at the Normal, May 2 and 3.Miss Hendricks (in Botanical Laboratory, picking up a book, entitled Mosses, with a HandLens)—Well, isnt that a queer title, Moseswith a Hand Lens. I wonder what he saw?Mr. Knowlton, 02, who is in the city in the interest of an insurance company, is visiting hisNormal friends. Mr. Knowlton is a student ofIndiana Medical School at Indianapolis.Have you read the editorials fMiss Harriet Dugger, 04, visited friends at theNormal, May 8th. Miss Dugger was on her way toher new home in Tennessee.Pell, 05, and Hanna, 06, attended the Wabash-I. S. N. field meet. The boys have both enlistedwith a book-agency for the summer and report finesuccess.Everett Sanders made a business trip to Brazil,May 8th. He may teach there next year.Who was the first base ball player, according tothe Bible ?Eve—She stole first.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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