isa-normaladvance-1903-00160

Description:	160THE NORMAL ADVANCE.Read the first editorial.A word to the wise is sufficient—when its a cue.Why is a base ball umpire like the C. L. U.Because he calls strikes.Kay: I was noticing a pitcher plant today andobserved that it uses its pitcher to catch bugs.Ray: Sort o bug-house, eh !The Indiana Inter-Collegiate field meet will beheld at Bloomington, June 6th.Its a cinch that if a man wants to wear falseteeth, he has to have a pull.Barber: Do you want a hair cut ?W. P. P.: Well thats about as many as I canhave cut.One of the ladies of the Girls Hall remarkedwith great eestacy: The other day we girls hada spread and I had my appetite thoroughlysaturated • At the boarding club:Alice—Any milk in the pitcher ?Ned (jocundly)—No maam.Alice—0! there is too. I heard it jingle.Prof, (proudly.)—The other day I was ridingon the train with one of our graduates who, at theage of twenty-three, did not know one letter fromanother.Student, (absentmindedly.)—Was that beforeor after he graduated ?First Freshman, in the hall—Thats Miss Hill,the registrar.Second Freshman—Huh, you neednt tell methey use her to heat the rooms with.How is Ikey Lewis like a millionaire ?Because he has the controlling interest in coal(Cole).It strikes us that some politicians are living ina (steal) steel-age.Why are the library books like city taxes?They are so often delinquent.Clint Rhodes, 05, one of the progressive teachers of Clay county, came back a married man thisspring.C. A. Green, 04, in speaking of club board, said :When I was a child I spake as a child andthought as a child, but when I, became a man 1es-chewed prunes.Messrs. Brooks, Hessong, Martin, and Cory andMisses Hessong and Jackson spent Sunday, May10, at Indianapolis.Charles Silvers visited at home, May 10th.The Bohemian Girl, which was given at theOpera House, May loth, under the direction ofMiss Parr, was a great success from every standpoint. The Normal chorus has earned favorablecomment from everyone by the manner in whichthe opera was presented.John Butsch has great confidence in TerreHautes building boom this summer, and will workfor a Carpenter during vacation.The Heavenly Twins—The Townley Sisters.Two of a Kind—The Martin Brothers.Ernest Lamson, wlro is now attending IndianaUniversity, visited among his many Normalfriends, May 10th .
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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