isa-normaladvance-1903-00119

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE.119knife, but I havent the snap, the steel trap hasWhat a bore, said the gimlet.And the seance closed with a spirit level.was on the square.—Toledo Bee.ItThe attitude of the students of the Rose Polytechnic towards the manner of behavior at basketball games, we thing is an admirable one and isapplicable to other games as well. The followingis a clipping from The Rose Technic for February, 1903: Let no Rose man ever be guilty ofhissing at anj decisions at basket ball games. Remember there are just two animals that hiss thegoose and the snake. And another thing which isonly fair is that we should applaud good playingon the part of our opponents by clapping ourhands. When our side makes a good play, yell when the other side is playing a clean game andmakes a good play, be a true sportsman and applaud with your hands.NEW SOLAR THEORY.What suports the sun in. the heavens? askedthe country school teacher.Why, its beams, of course, replied a precocious youngster.—Kansas City Independent.Allerlei.Oh my!How dry!Spring-fever.More red tape.Secret session—Somethin doin.Our school now boasts of a Lap-lander.Class yells are nothing dangerous learn togive them.One can cover up a multitude of sins wittr a little paint.Most people of innocent intentions resent beingaccused of evil designs.A student translates, Endlich macht er einschlusz/ He makes the lock endways.If you say to a child, Dont paint the barn,you can rest assured the barn will be decorated.Theres psychology in this.Little Charlie liked the kittenBecause it purred and pawed.But when it got its anger upHis parents called him Claud.Knott: Are you going to the club tonight ?Scott: Indeed, I am.Knott: How did you work it ?Scott: I bought a pillow and gave my wife theslip. * : iA Sign of Spring—our worthy librarian hasshed his whiskers.It is sacrilegious to go to church to show a newsacque, but wc do not know how to desingate thesin of goingbonnet.to church to show a new EasterOne of the professors while noticing a beautifulregular curve on the Vandalia line recently remarked with great ecstacy: Just look at thatcurve see how straight it is!FOR RENT.Spring and what it brings compels usHere to print the sign above.For in spring, the poet tells us,Fancies turn to thoughts of love.So that all may be provided,Is this timely warning sent.Seats are held at moderate pricesIn the Assembly Room, For Rent.The window curtain complains that it is onlyput up for a blind and the register gives ventto hot air.A geometry student in explaining a propositionreferred to the west end of a line and. he wasold enough to know better, too.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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