isa-normaladvance-1903-00118

Description:	118THE NORMAL ADVANCE.After the business was finished the followingprogram was excellently rendered:Recitation G. R. LeonardVocal Solo Mary V. PetersonPiano Solo Miss PearsonRecitation D. W. WerremeyerVocal Solo Bertha BoyerSOPHOMORES.The two meetings of the Sophomore class sincethe last issue of The Advance were the best ofthe year. At each of these meetings exceptionallygood programs were given.Not only in class meetings does the class showa good record, but in athletics the Sophomores leadthe other classes. The class has the spirit that alive class should have and that too, without theelement of rowdyism that is often prevalent in college classes.FRESHMAN CLASS.Since the last issue of The Advance the classhas held two meetings. At the first, which washeld on the evening of February 20, a very interesting program was given.The second meeting, which occurred on Fridayevening, March 6th, was by far the most enjoyableof the entire year. It had been previously arranged for a reception to follow the program. Accordingly after a program of^recitations and musichad been rendered, the rest of the evening wasspent in playing games, singing songs and other5social enjoyments. Refreshments consisting ofof bananas, ice cream and cake were served duringthe evening. President Parsons was present for ashort time and responded to the call for a speech.The next issue of The Advance will be the special number for the Freshmen and Sophomores.It is the intention of the classes to make this number especially attractive and worthy of the organizations. The Freshmen have part of thework begun for this number and it is the wish ofthe committees that each member would help tomake this a good issue.Exchanges.Teacher—What tense do I use when I say, Tam beautiful ?Pupil—The remote past.—-Exchange.Student—Professor, which is the logical wayof reaching a conclusion?Professor—Take a train of thought, my boy.—Exchange./ As Explained—Judge: Why didnt you go tothe assistance of the defendant in the fight ?Policeman: Shure an Oi didnt know whichav them was goin to be the defendant, yer honor.—High School Cardinal.Fall in thundered the captain as they werecrossing the bridge.Not me Cap! faltered the Dublin recruit,Oi cant swim.—Ex.It is said that a certain young lady in a certainprinting office has a special talent for drawing.One day she drew the picture of a hen so true tolife that when she threw it into the waste basket,it laid there.—Exchange.Latin Teacher: Translate Rex fugit.Bright Student: The king flees.Teacher: But fugit is perfect tense.Bright Student: The king has flees.—Ex.I lead a hard life, said the emery wheel.So do I, said the file. Im up against it allthe time.Poverty oppresses me, said the bellows. Ican never blow myself.Quit your growling, said the saw. You putmy teeth on edge.I may be the village cut up, said the kitchen
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