isa-normaladvance-1914-00135

Description: THE NORMAL ADVANCE135Diogenes
Cfjestnut leakerMiss Price (In rural training school) : What
do we find in the hair, James?James: We find small openings near the
roots of hairs.Miss Price: Yes, and what else do we some¬
times find in the hair?James: Teacher, I dont like to tell.Miss•: Im never happy unless ImCity Suffragette (Rising in bed) : Semanthie,
I believe the gas is leaking.Country Suffragette (Uncovering her mouth)
Land sakes, Ernestines poke a pan under it and
go to sleep.Prof. Curry: Mr. Stork, have you read
Freckles?Stork: Why, I seldom have red freckles
in the winter, but I usually have some in the
summer.(News Item) : The average mans arm is
thirty inches long
the average womans waist Is
thirty inches around. How wonderful are
thy works, O Nature!Miss Cox (dismissing German class) : Well,
God be with you till we meet again.Mr. Hayes: You ought to amend that a
little and say, God be with you when we meetacram.Miss Burkett (In Society meeting) : Why
not have a meeting on January the thirty-first

is that Washingtons birthday Howard: Mother, do you know why Lo-
raine is so much like a duck Mother: No son—why is she?Howard: Because she is always saying,
Whack! Whack! Whack!breaking into song.Young Man: Why dont you get the key,
and you wont have to break in?Wife: They say if you take this new elixir
of life you may live to be one hundred and fifty
years old.Husband: If I were a bachelor, I should
buy a bottle.Miss Rhyan (at the cottage) : Why, there
isnt a bit of cream on this bottle of milk!Miss Carrithers: The milkman said they
filled the bottles so full of milk that no room
remained at the top for cream.A man was being tried for petty theft. The
article in question was an auger. A witness
was on the stand.Do you know this auger in question? in¬
quired the Judge.I most certainly do, your Honor, answered
the witness.How long have you known this auger 
continued the Judge.Why Judge, said the man. I have known
this auger ever since it was a gimlet.Two boys had been bad in school. The teacher
punished them by keeping them after school
and compelling them to write their names six
hundred times. They had scarcely started on
their arduous task when the teacher found
one of the boys crying.What is the matter? she asked.This isnt fair, sobbed the boy.Why not? she asked.Because his name is Bush, and mine
Hoopengarner.
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Collection: Indiana State University Archives

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