isa-normaladvance-1903-00059

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE.59Used it Sometimes.Political Orator:—What is the crying need ofthe United States? I ask you again, What is thecrying need?Man in the Crowd—Paregoric.—IndianapolisJournal.An editorial of The Daily Maroon for December 5, 1902, .urges very much an emblematic recognition for debaters.The Rose Technic, which is published by thestudents of the Rose Polytechnic Institute is beyond doubt the best exchange that comes to us.The form is excellent and the paper which theyuse is much better than that used by other schools.The November number contains a valuable articleon Measurements of Sparking Distances by Dr.Robert F. Earhart.If the tone of western exchanges is to be trustedthere is arising throughout the west a saner andmore courteous form of college spirit. The oldloyalty which vented itself in sneers at the rivalteam or university, and which stirred its partisansto actual rowdyism at the end oi the game is disappearing. College men are seemingly a unit inthe opinion that a college patriot and a gentlemanare synonmous terms.—The Northwestern.A well known judge on a Virginia circuit wasrecntly reminded very forcibly of his approachingbaldness by one of his rural acquaintancesJedge, drawled out the farmer, it wont belong fo youll hev to tie a string around yourhead to tell how fur up to wash your face.—Harpers Magazine.A man sent a note to his family physician which,read:Dear Doctor:—My wifes mother is at deathsdoor. Please come and pull her through.—TheAdrian College World.I was thinking of having thb ushers offer mypicture for sale at say $1 each, said the conceited actor.Why not sell them at their face value? suggested Mr. Crittick. Make it 30 cents.—Philadelphia Press.Guest:—Do yoli serve lobsters here?Waiter:—Yes sir, we serve anyone sir. Sitright down, sir.—Ex.All in the Family.Mr. Bunker:—What shall you give your wifefor Christmas ?Mr. Tee :—A new golf set.Mr. Bunker:—But she never plays golf.Mr. Tee:—I know she doesnt but I do.—NewYork Times.Something Had to Go.Sufferer:—I cant stand it any longer Imgoing to the dentists this instant to have thistooth out.Scientist:—Nonsense ! Your tooth doesntache it is only your imagination.Sufferer:—Then Ill have him pull out my im-magination.—The Daily Tribune.Hotel Rules.Following are some of the rules posted in theEuropean hotel in Bloomington, 111:1. Board 50 cents per square foot, meals extra.Breakfast at 6, supper at 7.2. Guests wishing to get up without beingcalled, can have self-rising flour for lunch.3. Guests wishing to do a little driving willfind hammer and nails in the closet.4. If the room gets too warm, open the windowand see the fire escape.5. If you are fond of athletics and like goodjumping, lift the mattress and see the bed spring.6. Bascballists desiring a little practice willfind a pitcher on the stand.7. Anyone troubled with nightmare will.finda halter in the barn.8. Dont worry about paying your Dili, thehouse is supported by its foundation.—The Literary Digest.Teacher:—Which letter is next to H ?Boy:—Dunno, maam.Teacher—What have I on both sides of mynose ?Boy—Freckles, maam.—The Crimson.
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