isa-normaladvance-1903-00060

Description:	60THE NORMAL ADVANCE.Jack had a terrible fall and was unconsciousthree hours.Too bad where did he fall?He fell asleep.—High School Register.In order to work algebra successfully, one mustbe superstitious, for it is necessary to believe implicitly in signs.—The Rose Technic.Teacher:—Are you chewing gum ?Student:—Yes, maam.Teacher:—Give it to me.Student (putting his hand into his pocket) :—Wait a minute and I think I can give you somethat has not been chewed.—The Purple andGreen.Young man,said the professor as he grabbeda frisky freshman by the shoulder, I believeSatan has got hold of yo u.I believe he has, was the reply.Teacher:—Translate into common language thealgebraic expression a > b a <. b.Pnpil (new at the business), A stuck a pin in-.to B and then B turned around and stuck oneinto A. — The Crimson.Friday Evening Afterthought.Do not trouble yourself with a long list of resolutions with the beginning of the New Year. Simply resolve to better and then do the best you can.No one can do more.I rise to the point of order, said the passenger as he stepped into the aisle at the command ofthe bad man with a pistol.There are some places where only those with anincome can come out.Im afraid Jack doesnt love me since he wentto Klondike, observed Bess.Why, dear?He writes such cold and distant letters.Roy:—You certainly got a bargain in thatcigar.Craft:—Think so ?Roy:—You got six scents for a nickel.Bobby (at Christmas dinner) :—Say, Pop,helping others is the best way to help yourself,isnt it?Pop:—Yes, my son, why ?Bobby:—Then why dont yoiu help yourself tosome more of the dressing by helping me?The older of two brothers who are attendingone of the Indiana colleges, went home for theThanksgiving holidays, but the younger remained,at school. On his return, the older in dividing thespoils of his visit observed, I think we shall besafe in calling on the governor for any amount offunds.Why so ? queried the younger.He listened indulgently to all the college yellsI gave him, and declared they did not comparewith the ones they had while he was here.Stick:—I wonder why I feel so foggy thismorning ?Caustick — Probably you realize that if youwere to go away you wouldnt be mist.Dear Santa Glaus, wrote Ted, Id like tohave a new sled for Christmas and a place to coastwhere it is down hill all over.Dorothy:—Dear me, what makes this pillowso prickly when one lies on it?Dix:—It is stuffed with Jacks foot-ball hairand it always stands on end in a scrimmage.Turkey (three days before Christmas) :—What a fool I was to use all that bottle of anti-fat before Thanksgiving.People doing assembly room work should besaving of electricity. The bright sayings, thesparkling wit, the dazzling beauties and the Nor-malites should be sufficient illumination.First Freshie:—Why dont you go to chapel ?Second Freshie:—Dont like to.First Freshie:—Why?Second Freshie:—Dry.
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