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Description: 54THE NORMAL ADVANCECxcjjange ColumnO, I say—er—my good sir, just a moment
please! Such a mad chase as I have had, en¬
deavoring to overtake you! You dodge about
the halls and in and out of class-rooms until
my head swims, and I am fairly out of breath
trying to keep up with you. But now that I
have you safely here in this corner, I shall
not let you escape until you have supplied me
with the answers to some questions which have
been troubling me for many days. Just turn
around, please, so you cant see the clock. I
know you have a committee meeting at 3:20
and are due in the psychology lab. at 3:30, to
say nothing of German Club meeting after
that, and an errand at the book store. But all
those things will wait and just now we are
going to talk. You have heard of the Normal
Advance, have you not? Ah, yes, I thought
so. Well, tell me, did it ever occur to you that
that was your paper, and such being the case
you were called upon to support it in every
way, to see that it truly represented you, Mr.
Student-of-the-Indiana-State-Normal-School ?
Whats that? You do subscribe? Give me
your hand! Im glad to hear it! But, my
dear fellow, that is only the beginning of right
doing. A paper cannot live on subscribers,
important as they are
it merely exists. The
real question is, are you a contributor. I feared
not. Hm! So you thought that was the busi¬
ness of the editorial staff, did you? I sus¬
pected as much. Confess, now, that that has
long been your attitude and that you have been
only too content to shift the burden of respon¬
sibility to their shoulders. But what has been
the result? Can you say that the paper truly
represents you, or is it not a reflection merelyof one or two phases of your nature? How
about it, Mr. Student ? Let me show you some
of our mail. Here is the Mission House Aero-
lith from Mission House College, Wis. Ah,
your eyes light up! I thought you were in¬
terested in German. Pretty good German, eh?
especially that article on Ludwig Uhland. O,
you think you could do as well, do you? Then
it behooves me to inform you that I hail from
Missouri. Now in the good old days, I re¬
member leading an article on Faust by your
grandfather. It was worth reading, too. But
if you have really inherited his ability, lets see
an article on a similar subject in good German,
ready for next month. One would never guess
from reading your paper that you could say
even Wie gehts. Dr. Rettger was telling me,
too, that you were quite a scientist. I should
never have thought it. He said you gave an
excellent report on the Widal Test last week.
Here in the Indianapolis Medical Journal is
an article on the same subject. Why not work
up your report into such an article? It would
give an air of sound schoolarship and alert
interest in vital topics to this paper of yours.
And how about that last Latin college paper
you wrote? Dont you think other people
should get the benefit of all that reading you
did? I see you are growing impatient, and it
is beyond my power to stay longer the forward
moving finger of time. But, one word more

Josiah of the Anderson High School X-ray
says: Some fellers git their lessons while
others have pencils an frens. Apply that to
what I have just said and think the matter
over. Now run! Whack Wright is waiting.Success is a fruit slow to ripen.—Anony¬
mous.
Source: http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/32494
Collection: Indiana State University Archives

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