isa-normaladvance-1914-00053
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THE NORMAL ADVANCE53»e »ouib like to UnotoHow long it will take this Van Dyke Club
to materialize its hopes?If Gilmore didnt poke his nose into some¬
body elses business?What kind of menagerie Whack Wright
is starting in the psychology laboratory?Why some of these fair young dames, who
pretend to know so much about Normal, do
not subscribe for the school paper?If it will be possible for Hyndman to find
a steady girl this term?What President Parsons thinks of dawgs ?How many times this term you have heardcongregational singing ?Why some of these antiquated anti-f ussers,
who save their money for school enterprises do
not subscribe for this paper?If the State might not make a good invest¬
ment by purchasing chains to tether pencils to
the library desk?If a course in manual training would not be
of great service to the librarians in sharpening
said pencils?If anyone has ever noticed Stahl smile in¬
formally or unconsciously?
Whether or not it hurt his face?How much John Koch and Sister Mar¬
jorie are getting for ringing the bells?When we will be favored with another
exciting fire-drill ?If Shotwell really meant it when he said
that he could go with any girl in school?Whether he goes to the Orpheum to see
pictures?If the following is not an infringement upon
the laws of beauty and health:CONSTITUTION OE THE VAN DYKE CLUB.Preamble: We, the producers of Van Dykes,
in order to form a closer fellowship, encourage
the production and protect the growth of our
individual Vans do establish the society to
be known as the Van Dyke Club of I. S. N.,
and for the promotion of which we pledge
our four bits, a bunch of nerve, and our sacred
honor.ARTICLE I.Section 1. We, the undersigned members of
the Van Dyke Club of I. S. N., do hereby agree
and affirm that we will not amputate the
pubescent covering of the upper lip until the
end of the fall term.Section 2. We further agree and affirm that
no male individual shall be admitted into the
club whose crop is less than nine (9) hairs on a
side.Section 3. We further agree and affirm that
the member who turkeys shall forfeit his
four bits, which sum has been deposited with
the treasurer of the club.Section 4. We further agree and affirm that
the membership shall be limited to ten (10)
members.The following officers for the club have been
elected:President—Dale Stifner.
Vice-President—Phillipott.
Secretary—Thomas Mahan.
Sergeant-at-Arms—Raymond Rightsell.
Social Commitee—Weathers and Carmichael.
Membership—Utterbach and Lehner. |
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