Unionville High School, The Graphic, 1946, Page 59

Description:	nMt&teen fortify AitoTom: “Why do you call your car ‘PaulRevere’ ? ’’Jim W.: “Because of the midnight rides.’’John F.: “Do you like simple things? ’’Claris: “Oh, Johnny, this is so sudden!’’Ida Belle: “If a man marries a widow namedElizabeth with three children, what doeshe get? ’’Easter:“A second-hand Lizzie and three,runabouts.’ ’We editors may dig and think, ‘Till ourfingers are sore, But some poor boob issure to say, “I’ve heard that joke before.’’Molly Muller one bright day,Watched the hired man rake up hay,She laughed and chortled in her glee,When up his pant leg crawled a bee.The hired man had his laugh in turnWhen a naughty grasshopper crawled upher’n.Mrs. McClung: “I want a pair of spec-rimmed horicles--! mean sporn-rimmedhectacles,--confound it—-I mean heckrimmed spornacles.’’Shopwalker: “I know what you mean, Madam. Mr. Perkins, show this lady a pairof rim-sporned rectacles.’’Don B; “But, Mother, I don’t want to goout for the team.’’Mrs. Brock: “You lazy, good-for-nothing.How do you expect us to drive to town ifyou don’t? ’’Newcomer: “Anything worth catchingin the lake ? ’ ’Hotel Proprietor: “Well, rather, thereare several here in bathing right now.”Mr. Front, while harnessing a broncho lastSaturday, was kicked just south of his corncrib.Catherine McGowen: “Kiss me and I’myours.’’Lester Woods: “Throw in that other 180acres and it’s a bargain.’’The teacher was trying to impress upon herpupils the importance of doing right at alltimes, and to bring out the answer, “Badhabits.’’ She inquired: “What is it that wefind so easy to get into and so hard to getout of?’’ There was silence for a momentand then Vernon Hash answered, “Bed.”Miss Wampler: Deep breathing kills bacteria.’’Opal Polley: “But how can you make thembreathe deeply? ’’Virgil Stevens: “The first time you contradict me I’m going to kiss you.”Mary Jean R.: “You are not!”James Long: “What would I have to giveyou for just one little kiss? ”Arda R.: “Chloroform.”Mrs. Long: “Did your father help you withthis problem?Lowell Slater: “No, I got it wrong myself.”Carmella W.: “Papa are you growing tallerall the time? ”Mr. Weathers: “No my child, why do youask?Carmella W.: “Cause the top of your headis poking through your hair.”
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