Stinesville High School, Quarrian, 1953, Page 52

Description:	JokesRufford: Waiter, I wont eat this food. Bring me the managerWaiter: No use, sir. He wont eat it either.Some boys in Kansas City were showing a Texas rancher the sights of thetown.What do you think of our stockyards? asked one.Oh, theyre all right, but we have branding corrals in Texas that arebigger, he said.That night they put some snapping turtles in his bed. When he turned backthe covers he asked what they were.Missouri bedbugs, they replied.He peered at them for a moment. So they are, he agreed.Younuns, arent they?Mrs. Carpenter: Now, Max, if you had ten dollars in one pocket and thirty-three dollars in the other pocket, along with thirty-nine centsin change, what would you have?Max: Id have someone elses pants on.Gary was taking his Grandmother for her first car ride. He was very carefuland obeyed all the traffic rules and stuck his arm out the window to give trafficsignals. After he had given several such signals, his Grandmother spoke for thefirst time. You keep your hands on the wheel, Gary and Ill tell you if it startsto rain. Ernie was taking his first plane ride with Don. They had stopped severaltimes to fill up the gas tank. Everytime they stopped, a little red truck wouldcome out and fill the tank up. After several such stops, Don said, Were makinjgood time arent w e ? Yes, said Ernie, and that little red truck aint doing bad either.Phyllis at a restaurant: Waiter, do you serve crabs?Waiter: Sure, Miss, were not particular.54
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Collection:	Stinesville High School

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