Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1949, Page 24

Description:	Bob Netherys first job was as a bell-hop in the Graham Hotel in Bloomington.Bob made a very good living this way, because so many people gave him so many tips.However, the hotel was losing money because these same people had given Bob all theirmoney and soon the hotel was put up for sale. Bob thought it over and decided to buythe hotel and give his old hotel manager a job as bell-hop. Now for the last fifteenyears the hotel has changed hands every other year between these two, and they areboth millionaires. How does this happen? No one knows, but anything can happen whereRed is involved.Being a girl herself, Joyce Still naturally was interested in the younger set ofvarmints, also called girls. She pondered and finally decided to become a girls athletic coach. After a few years of making her husband push her through I. 0. Q., shewas at last a coach. At the present time she has twenty-one little parasites (allgirls of course) running around playing foot ball and every other game she knows of.Every one of these things are on the boys teams of every sport she coaches at Martinsville .WHAT IFBarbara had been an INKWELL instead of a Blackwell?Bob had been a LOAF instead of a Crum?Mitchell had been a BELL-BOY instead of a Porter?Forest had been LESS instead of Moore?Rickie had been a CRIME instead of Justis?Mary had been a BOLT instead of a Tapp?Deloris had been CHOW instead of Grubb?Henrietta had been TIN instead of Cole?Tommy had been APRIL instead of May?Barbara had been a PAINTER instead of a Carpenter?Jack had been FULL instead of Holler?Betty had been a STORK instead of a Crane?Oman Dean had been MONTGOMERY WARD instead of Sears?Benny had been SPINACH instead of Kale?Martha Dell had been a LOUSE instead of a Leach?Joe had been SUMMER instead of Winter?Robert had been a DRUM instead of a Fyffe?Donald had been a SWEETMAN instead of a Dillman?Wilma had been a WILLOW instead of a Reed?Ralph had been a SHOULDER instead of a Hamm?Eudora had been a STONECUTTER instead of a Mason?Maxine had been GOLIATH instead of Sampson?Bobby had been a GLEAM instead of a Ray?Joan had been a RYEMAN instead of a Cornman?Geraldine had been a ROCK instead of a Stone?Melville had been a MOTH instead of a Miller?Julia had been MUD instead of Clay?Maivereen had been CLIMATE instead of Weathers?Margaret and Martha had been NYLON instead of Lyles?Betty had been a YULE instead of a Noel?Don had been a SPARKER instead of a Courter?Irma had been a COBBLER instead of a Smith?Martha had been a PANCAKE instead of a Turner?Ralph had been a SLAVE instead of a Freeman?Donald had been a FINN instead of a Gill?24
Source:	http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-ellettsvil/id/1076
Collection:	Ellettsville High School

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