Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1949, Page 42

Description:	JOKESRuby: How do you get by without brains?Mary T.: I cheat. Whats your excuse?George D.:Who won the beer drinking contest?Patrick: Oh, Sparks won first prize, and Mac came in sickened.Fred, you say you never quarrel with your wife?No, every time I open my mouth, Phyllis puts her foot in it.Martha: Jeannie was pinched for reckless driving the other day.Barbara: Couldnt she move the officer who pinched her?Martha: Tes, thats the trouble. She moved him about twenty feet.Cop: Whats the idea of racing through the village at eighty miles an hour7Estel S. Ive got something the matter with my brakes, and I want to get homebefore something happens.Bob Acuff: You still take your morning bath?Bill J.: Never miss it. Sometimes I take it hot; sometimes cold; and whenIm in a hurry, I take it for granted.Teachers note: Richard has been very mischievous in school. I think Ishall come to see his father.Mrs. Justis answer: Dear Teacher, if you cant handle Richie, youd betternot tackle his father.Miss Harding: Where did Christopher Columbus land?Roger Q.i At an airport, I guess.Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuszy—He had a five oclock shadow.Barb S.: Why must we be kind to the poor?Phyllis H.Because you never can tell, some of them might get rich.Roger G.: Are you a mechanic?DonMcC.: Ho, Im a McClintock.Nancy B.: The last time I went to a movie, I sat in the audience wearing ahat that had a tall feather on it.Sonny: Ones behind you get sore?Nancy: No, but the people in the balcony were tickled silly.Mrs. May: Have you tried the sausages, sir?Mr. Wolfe: Tes, and found them guilty.Mrs. Hawkins: Carl, give us an example of rigid economy.Carl D.: A dead Scotsman.42
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