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Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1920, Page 60

Description: BHSProfessor--Ah, ah! Very interesting! I am devoting my life to the study of theanatomy of the centipede. I hope to benefit mankind by a book on this work.Mrs. F.--My life is very lonely since Agacius is gone so much. But I console myselfby reading Browning and Keats and preparing lectures to be delivered to future genera-tions on school spirit.(Enter Wyatt.)Wyatt--Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Short, Mr. and Mrs. Glen Curry, Mr. and Mrs. GeorgeCoffey.(Enter all. Exit Wyatt.)(Joe and Dale go forward and shake hands.)Joe--How glad we are that you could all come.Dale--I want to introduce Prof. Fuzziwigs, professor in Columbia University. Iscarcely think it will be necessary to introduce Mrs. Fuzziwigs.Martha Louise (grabs Mrs. F.)--Oh, Soupie! Where did you come from?Mrs. F.--This seems almost too good to be true and here is Wayne and Glen anddear Georgie.Gladys--Dont you recognize us, Mrs. Fuzziwigs?Mrs. F-- Well, if it isnt Gladys and Leah. How you have changed.Leah--This is almost an alumni meeting. Even the butler is an old classmate.Mrs. F-- That was Wyatt May, wasnt it?Glen (to George)--How is business with you? Struck any gushers yet?George--Everything is going fine. Any news in Wall Street?Glen---No, not much.Cornelia--Dont talk business at a place like this.Wayne (to Martha Louise)--Who would ever have thought that Miss Soupart wouldhave gotten a husband like that?M. L.--The world is full of miracles.(Enter Wyatt.)Wyatt--Captain and Mrs. Dan Burke. Miss Flora Steen, Mr. Edward Burkhalter,Mr. and Mrs. George Isaacs. (Enter all. Exit Wyatt.)Joe--All here at last. (Introduces everybody.)Dale--When did you get home Ed? Must be rather warm climate here after beingin AlaskaDan.--Warm! Anything but that. If you want warm weather you should go tothe Philippines.George I.--Yes, or Chile.Mrs. Fuz.--Oh., George, I always thought you had talent and would someday becomea great poet.Glodine--But arent we proud of our lady Senator?Flora--Dont talk politics now.George I.--Nor poetry either.Edna--Cornelia, why do you look so happy?engagement of Miss Cornelia Vos to Mr. Frank Peake. (All offer congratulations.)Dale--Now we want to take you all to the opera to celebrate this happy occasion.Frank--Anything to get out of the lime light.Cornelia--I certainly had a hard enough time to get him here to-night. After weare married Ill push him in the lime light.Flora--Yes. assert yourself. It, is a womans duty.Mrs. F.--I see you are a true believer in woman suffrage.Prof.--Centipedes are far more important than womans rights.Dale--Come, come. Let us go or the performance will be over. (All, laughing andtalking, exit.)(Enter Wyatt.)Wyatt--What brilliant conversationalists people are becoming. Centipedes andwoman suffrage! Bah! Even though I am a butler I still have common sense. But asfor them--Well! Well! Well! (Exit.)(Curtain)Page sixty
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Collection: Bloomington High School

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