Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1913, Page 76
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CANT YOU CATCH ON--ContinuedMr. Glenn: I dont know. I never had to buy butone of them.* * * *Mrs. A.: Did your son pass all his examinations?Mrs. B.: He was conditioned in the H. S. yell.* * * *Miss Palmer (in assembly at beginning of finals inHistory), waving paper frantically: Please, Id like allthe ancient people to come over here.* * * *What verse in the Bible best describes H. S. students?They toil not, neither do they spin, and yet I say untoyou that Solomon, in all his glory, was not arrayed likeone of these.* * * *Mr. Glenn: What are the different forms of dynamos,Miss Henry?Lavona: We-ell, we have the merry-go-round-* * * *Judge: Do you take this woman for better or forworse?Mr. X.: I do, Jedge, I do. But I hopes we kin kinderstrike an average.* * * *Gilbert: Do you know that you are the breath of mylife?Joe: Oh! Then hold your breath!Why is Miss Peterson the fastest thing on earth?Answer: She beats time!* * * *Miss Soupart: Gilbert, how many of Ibsens playsare you familar with?Gilbert: Well, I know his A Dogs House, and--* * * *Miss Craven (to Clerk at Wicks Bee-Hive): Youhavent any four-cent calico, have you,--or have you ? Andif you have, have you got some more just a speck cheaper?* * * *S. Seaney (at Monroe Co. Bank): I am sorry, MissSoupart, that I have to give you such soiled money. Theremay be microbes on it.Miss Soupart: O, I am not afraid. Microbes couldntlive on my salary.* * * *In 12B English Gib. is continually explaining aboutCupid and Love. He knows lots about it.* * * *Swig and Dorothy R. were eagerly discussing a dance.They were trying to decide on the eats.Swiggle: Well, if we dont get some more help wewont have enough. Weve got to have punch or lemonade.Dorothy: Well, to tell the truth, Swiggle, with you tohelp, I think well have plenty of lemon-aid.Page Seventy-six |
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