Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1913, Page 75
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CANT YOU CATCH ON--ContinuedMiss Soupart: Now, Ross, what would you think ifI said, Ross, you read very well, and then went out in thehall and said to someone, Ross Bowers cant read at all!Ross B.: Id say the first time you made a mistake,and the second time you told the truth.* * * *Mr. Ramsey (talking to girls in chapel): Please tryto be a little more quiet. I know these halls are dark.They would do discredit to a penitentiary. I know, becauseIve been there myself.* * * *Bones Bollenbacher: Say, Swig, have you heardthat story about Frank Ls hair?Swig Mottier: No, Bones, what is it?Bones: O, its too long to tell!* * * *Miss Ray (Latin 3): I wonder why it is you alwaysseem to slight the feminine cases, Fred?* * * *A pupil in Room 5 (reading a Gothic contract) : Well,I dont understand this, it says: $1.00 for Gothic and75c for each extra copy.Mr. Minick: Yes, isnt that all right?Pupil: I guess it is. I think I shall take one of theextra copies and save a quarter.* * * *Freshman B: Where is the library?Freshman A: You know where Room 2 is?Freshman B: Yes.Freshman A: Well, the library is just across thestreet from Room 2.* * * *Glenn Foster (translating): And Caesar bathed hislong face in the river.* * * *Lulu Hensley (translating German): Dorothea sat allnight on the coals, looking at the eats.* * * *Swiggle Mottier, who was sick, said to the doctor: Whydont you look at my tongue and see if its coated!Doc.: I know it aint. Ive never known grass to growon a race track.* * * *Miss Ray: The coliseum presents a very imposingoutside exterior.* * * *Miss Peterson, while directing the chorus: Now, I canhardly stand that. I never could stand to let anyone getahead of me.Margaret Green (under breath): Now I know whyshes never got married.* * * *Frank Lindsay (English 8): A heroic couplet is madeup of two lines not afraid to rime. Its not a feminine rime.* * * *Swiggle: Are diamonds really as expensive as theySay?”Page Seventy-five |
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