isa-normaladvance-1913-00198

Description:	198THE NORMAL ADVANCEHave you heard about Eddys watch?(Some think theres a woman in the case).A woodpecker lit on Carlos head,And started in to drill He bored away for half a day,And then he broke his bill.—Exchange.Soph: So the Seniors will soon order theirhints.Junior: Their what?Soph: Their hints—their commencement invitations.Caller (at 11:39 P. M.) : You know therewas something I wanted to say to you, but ithas quite gone out of my mind.Maiden (hopefully) : It wasnt good nightwas it?MAUD MULLER UP-TO-DATE.Maud Midler- on a summer night,Turned down the only parlor light.The Judge beside her, whispered thingsOf wedding bells and diamond rings.He spoke his love in burning phrase,And acted foolish forty ways.AA7hen he had gone Maud gave a laugh—And then turned off the dictograph.—Exchange.BALKAN WAR SONG.Hurrah, hurrah, well sing the jubilee,Hurrah, hurrah, the flag that sets us free So well sing the chorus from Zoxenkgripp tothe sea,AATiile we go marching throughSkylopgwofnifzixmigfobjigyf.—Exchange.He: AVont you let me kiss you just once?She: Heavens ! If I wanted to get sick Ideat a fly.Since the recent floods, we wonder if thelegislature will repeal the law making On theBanks of the AVabash the State song?Prof.: Give the principal parts of occido.Student: O kido, O kid dearie, O kissusstim.—Exchange.Customer: Waiter, I just found a needle inmy soup.AVaiter: A needle? That must be a misprint. It should be a noodle.—Exchange:Stranger: Do you know a man working herewith one leg named Smith?Clerk: AVhats the other leg named?—Exchange.Lets find the sunny side of men, or be believersin it A light there is in every soul that takes thepains to win it.Oh, theres a slumbering good in all, and weperchance may wake it.Our hands contain the magic wand this lifeis what we make it.
Source:	http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/34643
Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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