isa-normaladvance-1913-00197

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE197Crimm: Ill never write to a college girlagain.Houck: AVhy not?Crim: Ive just learned that the entireOmega section reads my letters regularly.A7eatch: Say, what kind of a fellow isStiffler anyway?Brewer: Oh, hes one of these fellows that•clap at the moving pictures.Veatch went to a barber shop to get shaved.That hair of yours needs cutting, suggested the barber, running his fingers throughVeatchs thick wool.Oh, no! replied A7eatch, I dont want ahair cut. The same barber has cut my hairfor six years.The barber tilted back the chair slowly. Ashe adjusted the towel he asked softly, Hesdead, aint he?Prof. Baxter, in Algebra 2: If a girl hastwo cents and spends two how many has sheleft?Miss Mitchell (very much confused) : Nosense.He: Please may I kiss your hand, MissMargaret?She: I suppose so, but it would be easierfor me to raise my veil than to take off myglove.Hyndman: AVell Hemmer, are you going tosee her tonight?Hemmer: Its no use Heine, Ive just beenvaccinated and my arm is quite useless.Stork: AVhack, can you dance the turkeytrot?AA7hack: No, but I can walk pigeon-toed.Fowler (hoofing it along the E. & I. trackswhen the train could go no further) : Thissuitcase and overcoat are a bit heavy, but Immaking better time anyway.AAillie Rose sat on a tack—AVillie Rose.—Exchange.Prof. Bacon (in reading class) : Is thereanvone here this morning who is absent?
Source:	http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/34642
Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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