isa-normaladvance-1913-00111

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE111RELIEVED EMBARRASSMENT.Dear Clara, wrote the young man, Pardon me, but Im getting dreadfully forgetful.I proposed to you last night, but really forgetwhether you said yes or no.Dear Will, she replied by note, So gladto hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten just whoit was.EDITORS MEAN REVENGE.An editor, who was courting a lady of uncertain age, but positive bank account, wascut out by a gentleman from a neighboringtown, who married her and took her home.AA7hereupon the editor sought a mean revengeby heading the account of her w7edding: Another Old Resident Gone.There are some mighty little roosters whonever let you know it by their crow.—RamsHorn Brown.Somebody ought to say a good w7ord for thecow that jumped over the moon, because shewouldnt stay on low7 ground.A SOCIETY CONVERSATION.He—You seem pensive.She—Do I?He—Yes, you do.She—I dont think that I am.He—Dont you?She—No, really, I dont.He—I think you are.She—Well, I dont.He—Dont you?She—No, I dont.—Cornell Widow.PROHIBITION.A traveler reports that he met with one townin the AVest which enjoyed prohibition. Noone could in any way get a drop of liquor unless he had been bitten by a rattle-snake.There was only one snake in the towrn, and sothe said traveller got in line and waited in thehot sun till past noon, but when his turn camethe snake was too tired to bite.Teacher—Tommy, why are you scratchingyour head?Tommy—Because nobody else knows whereit itches.—Exchange.
Source:	http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/34556
Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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