isa-normaladvance-1913-00084

Description:	84THE NORMAL ADVANCEThe modern woman, if she can,Most wickedly is willin Instead of marrying a manTo marry half a million.—Exchange.H E. Stork, (coming home late in thenight) : Well, fellow7s, this watch will notcause me to be late again I wont put anymore faith in it.Reece: That watch doesnt need faith whatit needs is works.—Contributed.Miss G.: Mr. Eddy, arent you going tohear the Messiah at the Christian Churchtonight?Eddy: Does it have anything to do withwoman suffrage ?—Contributed.The boast of easy snaps, the attempt to cram,And all the help that borrowed notebooks be,Fall flat alike at the inevitable exam—The course of bluffing leads but to N. P.—Contributed.Miss A, (in sewing class) : Gee, I wish Ihad a hemmer.(E. J. Hemmer please take notice.)Id hate to be in Reeces shoes Poor Boy! he finds it hard to chooseBetwixt the two.—Contributed.Mary had a little bankAATherein she watched her money grow,And every time that Christmas cameThe money sure would go.—Contributed.I guess, from what I hear, that most o thschool teachers git about three months vacation ever year, so that they kin earn someclothes to wear w7hile thev teach.—Abe Martin.WOMAN SUFFRAGE.Sing a song of street cars,Seats all lined with chaps.Four and twenty suffragettesHanging to the straps.-Ex.AA7hy should I marry you? she said superciliously.AArell, of course, he replied viciously, youcan die an old maid if you want.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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