isa-normaladvance-1909-00335

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE33519. Miss Lovett shall see that no lady of theFaculty leaves town the day of the game, according to rule 18, and that they all retire at10 p. m. the night before tho game.20. Miss Bonsell shall be permitted to distinguish herself as referee of said game. (Subject to a trip to the green carpetfavors the Faculty).in case sheGENERAL RULES.1. The ladies of the Faculty shall servesalted peanuts and chocolate chips to the seniorgirls during the game.2. The Training School teachers will be admitted with the understanding that all seniorgirls receive P+ in practice.3. All girls attending the game are to rootfor the Seniors and no N. Ps shall be given bythe Faculty on this acount.REMARKS.In case this challenge is not accepted mayit be recorded in the annals of time as a victoryfor the senior girls for the Faculty, by refusing to play, show that they realize the superiority of said Seniors.THE PENALTY OF FOLLY.Methuselah, Jared, Lamech and the othershad gone to the Old Settlers reunion nearArarat. It was Methusalehs 900th birthday,and he capered around like a kitten, throwingballs of ophir wood at the rag dolls, takingchances in the grab-bag conducted by the Canaan Congregational Church, and acting a perfect hog about the pink lemonade barrel and thecandied popcorn stand.Better be careful, Meth, Lamech warnedhim. Youll overdo yourself, old man.But the ancient cut-up paid no heed, and proceeded to ride on the merry-go-round with awoman of the Tubalites.Alas, how fondly foolish is age! In sixty-nine fleeting years the old man was dead.—Puck.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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