isa-normaladvance-1909-00164

Description:	164THE NORMAL ADVANCE22, in honor of Washingtons Birthday. BothGeorge and Martha were present. After theexercises the little entertainers favored theirguests with tea.Prof. Weng was recently elected a memberof the Phi Beta Kappa Fraternity of the University of Michigan.Mr. Arthur Negley withdrew from schoolthe latter part of January on account of illness.Miss Katherine Hutchison was the guest ofMiss Voyle Davis, January 30.A new up-to-date thermograph has been received in the Geography Department. The newinstrument is of the most scientific and improved make.GRINSGET THE SPIRIT.Clyde Fitch, the playwright, said the otherday of a jeweled watch that had been sent himby a Scotch admirer in Peebles:A jeweled watch from Peebles. Howstrangely unexpected! It reminds me of anopen-air performance of As You Like It thatI once rehearsed.I rehearsed this amateur performance in agarden that was overlooked by a building operation. As my amateurs postured and chantedthe bards beautiful lines, the bricklayers aboveus laid bricks, carpenters planed boards, andmasons chipped stones.And one afternoon during a silent pause inour rehearsal we heard a voice from the building operation say gravely:I prithee, malapert, pass me yonder brick. ANOTHER INSURANCE SCANDAL.A school teacher trying to convey the ideaof pity to scholars. Now, supposing, he said,a man on the river bank suddenly fell in. Hecould not swim and would be in danger ofdrowning. Picture the scene, boys and girls.The mans sudden fall, the cry for help. Hiswife knowing his peril and hearing his screams,rushes immediately to the bank. Why doesshe rush to the bank?After a pause, a small voice piped forth:Please sir, to draw his insurance money.ONE CONSOLATION.In 2,000 years, related the great scientist,there will not be a tree on the face of theearth.Well, there is one consolation, laughed thebuffoon in black suspenders.And what is that, sir?Why, never again will we hear the slangyexpression Back to the woods. Get the Habit and CallERMISCH MY CLEANERFOR FOUR. REASONSWHY? His work is perfect and satisfactory.WHY? His prices are very reasonable.WHY? He has the best equipped and up-to-date plant.WHY? He has experienced workmanship.The Ermisch Dyeing & Cleaning Co.BOTH PHONES106 N. SEVENTH ST.TERRE HAUTE, IND.DEALER INSPORTING GOODS AND ATHLETIC SUPPLIESNewsdealer, Stationer and BooksellerAll Copyrights Received as Soon as PublishedNovels on Sale673 WABASH AVENUE TERRE HAUTE, IND.MADISONS OAK HALL PHARMACY7th and Wabash AvenueHeadquarters for the hest of everything pertaining to theDRUG AND DRUG SUNDRY LINESThe Largest Prescription Business in the CitySole Agency in Terre Haute for Gunthers Fine Chicago Candies
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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