isa-normaladvance-1914-00109

Description: THE NORMAL ADVANCE109We »oulb Hike to EnotoWhy Connor and Stork have changed their
mode of hair dressing?Who is so misguided as to notice any improve¬
ment ?If Bernice Bodenhafer really meant it when she
inquired whether or not it was Sodom that turned
into a cake of salt?If it would not be more convenient for Hynd¬
man to pitch a tent in the back yard of 624
Sycamore ?If that might not also help his roommates to
get some sleep about midnight?If an epidemic of scarlet fever in Greenfield
hasnt proved rather providential for W. F. Mit¬
chell in Terre Haute?If he is not a strong advocate of the doctrine
that It is an ill wind that etc. ?What has become of the class editors?What has become of the class spirit that should
impel these editors to work ?Why Rightsell was late at his engagement on
New Years night ?What his average speed was going north from a
point mid-way between Sixth and Seventh on Wa-
 bash avenue ?Whether the girl at the other end was nervous
over the long delay?Why Oscar F. Koch refused to be seated in a
certain chair so graciously offered him by a typi¬
cal small brother?How many packages of pins he and his lady
friend released from said chair?What is the matter with the Junior men?If we ought not have a rather clear notion of
what woman suffrage can accomplish as we keep
our eyes on the Juniors ?If that drum and fife corps did not wake up
some people to the fact that I. S. N. is going to
have some big bunch of school spirit?If that wasnt a pretty enthusiastic mass meet¬
ing?If you are a member of the Athletic Associa¬
tion?Where Professor Lynch was on the night of
the Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. reception?If this was not some base, cowardly trick. One
holiday not long since Messrs. A. and B. and
Misses D., E. and F. were attending open house
at the home of Prof. XY. On leaving said most
enjoyable open house Messrs. A. .and B., upon
asking, were allowed the honor of escorting
Misses D., E. and F. home. Mr. A., knowing
that Mr. B. had another engagement for a dance
some two hours later, he suggested a walk of some
sixteen blocks, a trip to the movies, a lunch at
certain drug store between Sixth and Seventh
street, etc., and ere Mr. B. could offer an excuse
he had passed the hour of his engagement some
59 minutes. Realizing the lateness of the hour he
was last seen making a bold dash for freedom from
said drug store. (It has been remarked by ob¬
servers that the game of marbles could have been
played with ease on his coat tail.)As to exact time of arrival we refer you to a
certain member of the Llamarada Section.
Source: http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/32557
Collection: Indiana State University Archives

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