Stinesville High School, Quarrian, 1933, Page 95

Description:	Lawyer: When I was a boy my highestimbition was to be a pirate.Client: Youre in luck. It isnt everyman who can realize the dreams of his youth.Mrs. Figg: Whats the most common impediment inthe speech of American people?John OConnor: Chewing-gum.Heard at the Ball Game , .Bob Crismore: Hey, you boob, how do you expect usto see the game up here? Sit down in front!Claude Wampler: Cant do it, Bob. I aint builtthat way.Sign at a busy small-town filling station:Automobiles Washed One Dollar—Austins Docked 50Cents.U.The inevitable has come. An automobile at Bloomington, startled at the sudden appearance of ahorse, ran away and crashed into a post.Basil Crismore: I want a number 2 pencil.Mr. Van Buskirk: Velvet?Basil Crismore: No, just a plain wooden one.Mr. ONeal: (to shop work class) What is the quickest way to produce sawdust?No answer from the students.Mr. ONeal: Come. Come I Use your head; use yourhead.Martha Bales: What a manly chest you have, Claude.Claude Bowman: Remember, Ill hold you to that.Mrs. Figg: When do you do your hardest work?John OConnor: Before breakfast, always.MraFigg: W:;at do you do?John OConnor: Try to get out of bed.Pod Beckman: I call my girl grapefruit.Bob Baker: How is that?Pod Beckman: Because every time I squeeze her shehits me in the eye.The Senior Quartette had just finished singing apopular song.Mr. Mayle: What is the name of that .song?Dorothy Barr: What Does It Matter?Mr„ May1e: (meekly) It doesnt ma11er.Please wail one wail for Dorothy Barr;She just would drive a one-eyed car.
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Collection:	Stinesville High School

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