Stinesville High School, Quarrian, 1933, Page 94

Description:	1You say,, quizzed the lawyer, that thedefendant fired three shots at you inrapid succession? Now, how far were youwhen he fired?The fust shot, or the last one, sah?Try? what difference does that make?Bout a quatah ob a mile, sah.HOLLOW.Two news boys, Gene Weaver and Bobbie Pitts,loitering around a broken scale, when Chub Hitewalked up and stepped on it. The hand swung aroundslowly to the 40-lb. mafk. Both boys gasped, andGene was heard to exclaim, My gosh, Bobbie, heshollow.James DeLapp: Im worried. My girl is runningaround with that new doctor thats in town.Claude Wampler: Want a remedy? Feed her an applea day.This is the treeThat stopped Speedy GowtWhen they picked him upHe was inside out.This rock withstoodA terrific whack;It bent Speedy Knut .He never bent back/Claude Bowman saidHis car couldnt.skid;This monument showsThat it could and did.Scotchys advice:Stop and let the train goby,It hardly takes a minute;Your car starts of againintact,And better still-yourein it.What Snooks says:Ii envy you little lightning bug,You worry not a bit,For when you see a trafficcop,You know your tail lightslit.N. Figgs view on schoollaws:There aint no usoNew laws to make—.Weve got more nowThan we can break!Editors view of jokes:We editors may dig andtoil,Till our finger tips aresore,But some poor fish issure to say—Ive heard that joke before.Byron Brown says:I eat my peas with honey,I have done it all mylife;They do taste kind offunny,But it keeps.them onthe knife.Here lies the body ofJohnny Sap,He drove a car with agal in his lap.
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Collection:	Stinesville High School

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