Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1938, Page 48

Description:	48LLAMARADAA MERRY-GO-ROUNDA deputy seriff was sent to take an inventory of the property ina house. When he did not return for three hours, the sheriff wentafter him, and found him asleep on a lounge in the living room. Hehad made a brave effort with his inventory, however: He had writtendown, Living room—1 table, 1 side board, 1 full bottle whiskey.Then the full had been crossed out, and half full substituted. Thenthis was overlined, and empty put in its place. At the bottom of thepage in wobbly writing was written: 1 revolving carpet.* * Four-year-old Patsy was enjoying her first Thanksgiving dinner.After struggling vainly for several minutes to remove the skin fromthe drumstick, she handed it to her father and said, Here, daddy,please take the underwear off my turkey leg.ASK DADHis sister called him Willie,His mother called him Will.But when he went to college,To dad twas Bill, Bill, Bill. * Teacher: Correct this sentence: It was me that spilt the ink. Opal S.: It wasnt me that spilt the ink. * Maryfranees G.: Will the anaesthetic make me sick?Doctor: No, I think not.Maryf ranees: How long will it be before I know anything?Doctor: Arent you expecting too much of an anaesthetic? * WHEN MAUD GETS LEFTDoesnt that mule ever kick you?No sah. He aint yet, but he frequently kicks de place whereAh recently was. * Barber (to young plaster-haired sheik) : Whatll you have, ahaircut or just the oil changed? * Mr. Patton: Why dont you get out and find a job? When I wasyour age I was working for $3.00 a week in a store and in 5 years Iowned the store.Wynn: You cant do that nowadays. They have cash registers. * Porter: This train goes to Buffalo and points east.Old Lady: Well, I want a train that gets to Syracuse and I dontcare which way it points. * *What the deuce are you doing down there in the cellar? askedthe puzzled rooster.Well, if its any of your business, replied the hen, Im layingin a supply of coal.
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Collection:	Ellettsville High School

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