Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1932, Page 24

Description: Class Will(Continued)I, George Westfall, do will my sense of good humor and wit to Shirley Burch and Wayne Brinson, and my hair tonic to Clifton Gillespie and Violet Dramins.I, Walter Wickens, do will my ability to get English to Azalee Freeman, and my inspiring interest to be an undertaker to Hosey Neil! and Opal Gooldy and all my hard luck in every phase oflife that I have had to Rosanna Stevens. My sister, I will to Bill Smith, provided he takes care ofher.We, the Basket Ball boys do will to Earl Stines, Alan Borden and Ralph Smith our ability toevade training, listen to and obey every word Foxworthy says.We, the Senior girls, do leave our great number and heterogenous natures to the Freshmen girlsprovided they turn the same over to Emma Adams, Viola Addie, Justine Craig, Freda Livingstonand Nola Simms.We, the Senior English Class, do leave Miss Perkins the right to get angry whenever she pleases,and to Faye Smith and Fostina Voorhies the right to conjugate every verb in the English vocabulary, provided they dont make any more mistakes than we did and the right to visit Indianapolisand see the Merchant of Venice to Virginia Burks, Eva Cowden, Wayne Easton and MaryShawver.We, the Senior Physics Class, leave to Bud Elliot, Gertrude and Geneva Goble, Edgar Harrington and Dorothy Ison our Physics books provided they can stand the stress and strain of the pressure exerted by the teacher, and all other articles unknown to us that have once in their existencebeen in our possession and the whereabouts of such unknown to us, we do will and bequeath to Dorothy Lee, Marie Moore, Helen Muir, Charles Smith, Louise Stines, Wanda Welch, Anna Wilbur,Elizabeth AVickens, Pearl Wright and any other heirs who feel inclined to share in this vast, unknown estate.We, the Senior Class, do hereby constitute and appoint Elfreda Weathers sole executor of this,our last will and testament.In witness whereof we, the Class of 1932, the testators leave to this our will, written on onesheet of parchment, set our hand and seal this first day of May, one thousand, nine hundred andthirty-two.JokesMtMJWPICKINGS ONLYMrs. Weathers (looking out window) :Hallie, here comes company for supper!Mr. Weathers (after a pause) : Quick,everybody run out on the porch with atoothpick.—o—■TEAMWORKSaid a flea to an elephant after crossinga bridge together, We surely did makethat bridge shake.—o—SEVERAL DEFINITIONSSon: Say pop, what do you call a manwho drives an automobile!Father: It depends upon how close hecomes to me.WHY IT ACHEDLady (who brought her son to the hospital for treatment) : Its his head, nurse.Hes had it off and on ever since he wasborn.—o—THE OTHER WAY AROUND Were you one of the many fooling withthe stock market!Not me. I was serious, the market didthe fooling.—o—WIFE COULD HANDLE HIMQuick Sam, a wild cat just run intothe house with your wife!Well, hell jus have to get out the bestway he can.Page Twenty-four
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