Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1937, Page 94

Description:	Miss Carithers—Now class, today you are tobegin writing in your journal. You may writeon something you saw on your way to school.Morris Stone—I didnt have time to look,I ran all the way and nearly froze to death.Charley Bob Myers—Thats nothing—theyhad to get me out of bed with an ice pick.B B BHotel Proprietor—Do you want the porterto call you?Terry Wessels—No, thanks. I waken everymorning at seven.Hotel Proprietor—Then would you mindcalling the porter?Girls—If you wear cheap hose, you get agood run for your money.B B EBetty Patty—Mr. Tatlock, Ive lost my goodblue suede belt.Mr. Tatlock—Dont worry, Betty—youllprobably find it around the building somewhere.Susie Schmalz—My lawn is full of weeds.I have tried weed-killers and digging them up,but they mature. What can I do?R. E. Purcell—Learn to love them!SELECTED GIFT ITEMSWatches, Diamonds and WatchRepairingEd Williams JewelryStoreGuaranteed ServiceCOMPLIMENTSOFTHE KARSELL CO.,Inc.DistributorsofBloomcoProductsMrs. Murphy—Tommy, do you know Lincolns Gettysburg Address?Cathcart—Whv, no! I thought he lived atthe White House.Ben Wallace—The horn on your car mustbe broken.Bob East—No, its just indifferent.Wallace—What do you mean, ind:ffer-ent?East—It doesnt give a hoot.B B BSherlock Holmes—Oh, Watson, I see youhave on your winter underwear.Watson—Marvelous, Holmes, simply marvelous! How did you deduce that?Holmes—Well, you have forgotten to puton your trousers.B B BJudge—What possible excuse could youhave for acquitting the prisoner?Foreman—Insanity, Sir.Judge—What, all twelve of you?BBSTeacher—(brightly) As we walk out-of-doors on a cold winters morning and lookabout us, what do we see on every hand?Class—(as a man) Gloves.B B BMr. Conn—Smith, what does HN03 signify?Henry—Well, ah-eer—I have it right onthe tip of my tongue.Conn—-Well, youd beter spit it out—itsnitric acid.Page ninety-four
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