Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1935, Page 93

Description:	Bloomingtons Style Shop for Men—SULLIVANSDOWNTOWN AND ON THE CAMPUSGrandpa, in a speedy carPushed the throttle down too far.Twinkle, twinkle, little star,Music by the G. A. R.♦ • ♦John Holland: Is your girl wild?Claude Jackson: Moraless.Scientists still persist in telling us thatkissing is bad for the health. Who but ascientist thinks people kiss for their health?♦ ♦ Anamae Sinclair: Our economics teachertalks to himself. Does yours?Dick Denham: Yes, but he thinks werelistening.♦!♦ «£♦ **♦Faculty: A bunch of people paid to helpthe seniors run the school.Study Hall: A place to sleep.Lunch: Ham salad sandwich and a coke.Seasons: Football, basketball, baseball,track.Death: Patrick Henrys second choice.Gothic Staff Members: Examples of howto spend your spare time.♦ ♦ ♦Captain: All hands on deck. The ship hassprung a leak.Voice (from porthole) : Put a pan underit and go to bed.ROY BURNSGroceries, Meats,Fruits and VegetablesNINE STORESWe take Pride in Servingto YouQUALITY FOODSITS TIME TO EATBOXMANSPerhaps these jokes arent new. If .youcant laugh at them for their originality, atleast respect them for their age.•$• ♦;♦ ♦§♦Mr. Myers: I dont know where well putthese debaters for the night.Dick Haskett: Dont worry, theyll bringtheir own bunk.$ ♦;♦ .j.Sing me a song of ireAnd sing me a song of wrathDieu, que le sond du phoneEst hell quand vous etes en bath.(See any French student for translation).♦ ♦ ♦Lady (to druggist) : Have you any LifeBuoy?Druggist: Just set the pace, lady.♦§. ♦$► 4.Genie Neu: What are your views onkissing?Phyllis Landis: I havent any. I alwaysshut my eyes.An old proverb: A stitch in time gathersno crowds.♦> ♦ ♦C. Roy: Are you laughing at me?Don Wahl: No.C. Roy: Well, what else is there in theroom to laugh at?HOME LAUNDRY—309 South Lincoln Street
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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