Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1935, Page 92

Description:	We are in Business forYour HealthEdith English: The secret of good cooking is garlic.Stuart MacClintock: What do you mean,secret?Nancy Snyder: I cook by poetry. Forbreakfast I read Bacon, and wh:n I roastturkey, I read Browning.Roger Fistos: Well, next time you maketoast, dont read Burns.WILES DRUG CO.The Kodak StoreBill (examining lacks new fur coat) :What is it, a skunk?Phil: The one on the outside or the oneon the inside?♦> ♦ vFlorist (sadly) : My pansies are drooping.Kenneth Browning: Gt some suspsndersthen.v ♦ vSenior: Pick up that Robinson Crusoerigar.Soph: Robinson Crusoe cigar?Senior: Yes, a castaway.Phone 5050Devon (Editor of the Gothic) : What areyou doing?Roger Fistos (Business Mgr.): Nothing.Devon: Well, theres no sense in both ofus doing the same thing. You get busy anddo something.Fergie: For tomorrow we will take to thetop of page 1 49.Class (in chorus) : Aw, have a heart!Fergie: Very well, then, for tomorrow wewill take to the bottom of page 148.♦ ♦ ♦>And Soooooo, the Germans named theirships after jokes so the English wouldntsee them.♦ ♦ vMary had a little dogIts pedigree was phonyIt chased a cat across the roadHonk! Honk! Honk! Boloney!Jjurcksays:When Purchasing TiresUse our friendlyBudget PlanBetty Hufford: You have a lovely colorin your cheeks. You must have walked along way to get it.Betty Boyre: Yes, our neighborhood drugstore didnt keep it.* ♦ *TO THE OPTIMISTThsy find fault with the editorThe stuff you print is rotThe papers about as peppyAs a cemetery lot.The ads show poor arrangementThe jokes, too, are so staleThe upper classmen hollerThe lower classmen wail.And when the papers printedAnd the issues put on fileIf anyone misses his copyYou can hear him yell a mile.GENERAL TIRES125 South CollegeDial 2076
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