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J €T E SWymond—Im going to New Yorkthis summer.Emmon—By Buffalo?Wymond—No, by train.J. Tatum—I think Ill open up anoffice when I graduate.L. Goodman—Ill probably turn outto be a janitor myself.Mr. Conn—What is the most outstanding contribution that chemistry hasgiven to the world?Ed. Fulwider—Blondes.Georgia A.—Man is wonderful. Hehas learned to fly like a bird.Portia A.—Yes, but he hasnt learned to sit on a barbed wire fence.Miss Rucker—If you subtract 14from 116, whats the difference?M. Spencer—Yes, I think its a lotof foolishness, too.Miss Bergdoll—Did you ever hearof any success in history achieved without arms?Edna Mishler—What about theWinged Victory?Grace R.—How could you playhookey from a correspondence school?Martha Nell—Send them an empty envelope.Helen Rogers—Everything go allright in class today?Peggy Stevenson—Nope, I brokemy pencil point.OHaver (rushing into bookstore):Hey, I want to exchange this textbook.Ruby S.—Too late. Youve had it allsemester.OHaver—But I just found out every other page is missing.C. Feltus—Is Rudy Vallee really aConnecticut Yankee?V. Baker—Surely youve heard ofthe Connecticut Valleys.Mrs. Murphy—Ive worked tenyears translating this Egyptian cuneiform.Bud Miller—And what does it say?Mrs. Murphy—Etoain Shrdlu.George Blair—Ive hunted all overthe world—India—Africa—everywhere.Joe Butcher—Really? What hadyou lost?Donald Binkley (in drug store) —I want a bottle of monoaceticacidesterof salicylic acid.Druggist—Oh, you mean aspirin?Donald—Yes, I never can think ofthat word.Alice K.—Jimmy hung up his stockings Christmas Eve.Louise B.—What did he get?Alice—A notice from the HealthDepartment.Peg Woodburn—Did you noticehow my voice filled the hall last night?D. Brookbank—Yeh, I even sawsome people leaving the hall to make moreroom for it.Page One Hundred Fifty |
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Bloomington High School |
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