Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1931, Page 149

Description:	sssmi^maBmam^am■oH^BBJOKESS. S. Teacher—What is meant by aSabbath days journey?Bobby Harrell — Well-we—we— Ithink its twice around the golf links.Jimmy Morton—These new pantsare tighter than my skin.Bobby Tapp—Theres nothing tighter than your skin.Jimmy—These pants are. I can sitdown in my skin, but I cant in thesepants.Mabel Staley-—I study Spanish because I intend to go to Spain.Anise May—Then I guess Id betterread the Bible.First Papa—The value of athleticsis greatly overestimated in our modernschools.Second Papa—Yes, my son couldntmake the team either.Edna Mishler—I wonder how oldMiss Coffey is?Mary Miller—Quite old, I imagine.They say she used to teach Caesar.Bob Bartlett—I dont know whichto take to the dance.Curt Curry—Why dont you flipcoins?Bob—I did, but it didnt come outright.Mr. Stubbs—Can you tell me whenthe revival of learning took place?Mary Brumblay—Just before thefinals.E. Rader—What were Websters lastwords?V. Rader—Zymosis, zymetic, zy-murgy.Then theres the Scotchman who putgreen glasses on his cow and fed hersawdust.Rock-a-bye, senior, on the tree top,As long as you study your marks will notdrop.But if you stop digging, your standingwill fallAnd down will come senior, diploma, andall.Mr. McCaughan—I call my firsthour class the Pullman class because ithas three sleepers and an observation section.Mrs. Menger—Thats nothing. I callmy Virgil class the Pony Express.Georgia Adams—The horn on yourcar is broken.Doug Page—No its not. Its justindifferent.Georgia—What do you mean?Doug—It just doesnt give a hoot.Farmer—See here, young fellow,what are you doing in that tree?Charles McDaniel—One of yourapples fell down and Im trying to putit back.Mr. Hazel—Why are the days longer in the summer?Harry Becker—The heat makesthem expand.Page One Hundred Forty-nine
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