Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1927, Page 120
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THE 1927 GOTHICI call my roommate a Babybecause he still uses a crib.C^* 1&* 5i?*I call my sweetie Beachcause he has so much sand.<&*f z&* t&*be-Say, have you forgotten youowe me five bucks?No, not yet—give me time.C7* ^9* (r?*Say, theres a football player outhere who wants his picture taken.Photographer—Full face?No—halfback.(£?• «*?* s&*My rich girl has a watch of goldBy which she tells the hour.My poor girl needs no watch at all;She uses the Court-House tower.He—Just one more?She—Sure, go ahead.And then he lit another cigarette.v5* e^* c£*Jim—Give me four sheets ofcarbon paper.Clerk—Why so many?Jim—Im writing my girls alove-letter.t&& &7* t&*the wiseis usuallyA word toenough,But teaching the Frosh is certainlytough.?<?* v?* e*5*A Freshman went to Hades onceThere was something he wished tolearn;They sent him back to earth again-He was too green to burn.tG& i5* 5t?*Cross-eyed girls may be virtuous,But they dont look straight.Why did you hand the boy in thecloak room such a big tip when hegave you your coat?Just look at the coat he gaveme.tt5* ((?• t&*A Court RomanceHis arms stole around the well-formed shoulders of a soft, warmbody. His head sank near the beautifully curved neck of his companion as they engaged in a passionatestruggle, their breath coming irregularly.Then Foul, cried the referee,tossing the ball to Stonie who wasstanding at the foul line.«<?* (<?* (t7*wayFrances—Is my hair in youriy?Frank—You said a mouthful.^5* t?* t^wFirst Girl (In Aud.)—I thinkwe met in here last week.2nd Girl—What makes youthink so?1st Girl—Your hat is very familiar to me.2nd Girl—But I didnt have thishat then.1st Girl—No, but I did.^5* «j?* «£?•Bert thinks he has a lot of musicin him. He must have; we neverheard any come out.Ive a notion to give you a pieceof my mind.Oh, dont; you cant spare it.tv9* ^5* t£*A negro school-teacher is credited with the following:The word pants am an uncommon noun, because pants am singular at the top and plural at thebottom.S*?* fcT* t£&Give me your Palm-Olive.Not on your Life-Buoy.<£jr{y Page one hundred twenty |
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Bloomington High School |
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