MCPL001373

Description:	SEVEN WONDERS OF THEWORLDI wonder who—I wonder what—I wonder why—I wonder where—I wonder when—-I wonder how—I wonder which—A girl walked by the target range,The soldiers were entranced.In fact, she was so beautiful,Even the bullets glanced!He—Your mouth and mine are aboutthe same shape.She—You mean to suggest—He—Thats about the size of it!FAIR WARNINGIf your leg is loose get it tightened before the table tips and breaks all thedishes. All work guaranteed.Here comes a friend of mine. Hes ahuman dynamo.Really?Yes, everything he has on is charged.EFFICIENCYNo place for the foot-ball togsUntil their next season as mops?We suggest they be starched good a stiff,And stood in the halls as cops!And if they make a hit thus,And arent such bad looking dubs,Why not stuff em up tightAnd make em do duty as subs?Grocer—We have some very fine stringbeans.Grace H.—How much are they astring?Prof.—I will illustrate my point. Myhat represents Mars. Before we go on. isthere a question?Jimmy—-Is Mars inhabited?Did you notice those two new fellowsat the boarding house this morning?Yes, one is a farmer and the other is acity fellow.How could you tell that?The farmer said, Will you pass thecream, please? The city fellow said, Isthere any milk in that pitcher?When you see a bashful Senior,Blushing scarlet in the face;Every time he pulls his watch out,Theres a woman in the case.The optimist fell ten stories.At each window barHe shouted to his friends:All right so far.There were visitors at the school, andthe teacher examined the class for theirbenefit.Now, he said, can you tell me something about heat?A small boy held up his hand. Heatexpands, sir, cold contracts.Very good, Johnnie, said the teacher.Can you give an example?In summer the days are long and inwinter they are short.Then the smiles of the visitors expanded and the brow of the teacher contracted.70I
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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