MCPL001651

Description:	THE FACULTYNext to the Senior Class, Athletics, and theHumor section, we consider the Faculty the most important, so we put em first. (Kindly refrain fromuntimely mirth. That wasnt a joke.)Confidentially speaking, we have a premonitionthat someone is going to read this perfectly good andlaboriously written article and then go and dig upsome old Gothic published in the seventies and witha wild whoop pronounce the terrible verdict I knewit. A straight case of copying. Now kind, gentle,dear, and so forth, reader, remember the wise wordsof the famous street car conductor back in the Stone Age, who, when talkingto his son, the street-cleaner, was overheard to remark, My boy, theresnothing new under the sun, or something equally original. Moral—well,now do we have to tell you that, too?Which leads us to conclude that we started out to discuss the Faculty.Worthy motive. However, everything that could possibly be said about theFaculty has been said long ago and we hate to repeat. The worst, that is thebest, that can be said, is that they keep the rest of the class quiet so we cansleep and sometimes they amuse us, donchaknow, rawthaw clevah at times,donchaknow,—oh, deah. Algernon, isnt life a bally nuisance?Anyhow, the Facultys all right. Theyve actually tolerated us for four(maybe more) long years, and sometimes even listened to our wild schemeswithout laughing. AND if the finished product isnt anything to write homeabout, remember they did their best; no man could do more.(At this dramatic and sentimental moment the copy editors familiarblue pencil descended and cut out the remaining five pages of fluff. We thankvou.)Page Seventeen
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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