MCPL001486

Description:	The Senior became exasperated.Sir, he exclaimed, are you cognizant of the circumstance that thetransversal oscillations in your incandescent have been discontinued?The motorist reeled as in a fainting fit, but was revived by the voiceof a small boy: Hey, yer glimzout.A lively young fisher named FischerFished for fish at the edge of a fissure,A fish with a grin pulled the fisherman in;Now theyre fishing the fissure forFischer.Ivan Adams—Say, Prof., howlong could I live without brains?Prof.—That remains to be seen.Mr. Quinn—Noble, what do youknow about cells?Nobe Stull—Not very much, sir ;Ive only been in two.Teacher—And when was the Motion Railroad mentioned in theBible?Pupil—In Genesis, when all creeping things were made.Hotel Clerk—Do you want running water in your room, sir?Downie Pate (in Chicago hotel)—Naw, I couldnt sleep with all thatnoise in my room.Dorothy Dill—O oooh ! Ive lostmy tweezers and there are twostrav hairs in mv evebrow.Mrs. Childs (returning from aBotany hike)—Go easy, there, people ; we dont want to wake the other classes.Natey Hall—Are you from Bedford?Young Man (angrily)—No, Ivebeen sick with the flu for a month.Miss Ferger (rubbing her chin asshe looks over her desk)—Im sorry,but someone has run away with myBeard.Lillian Smallwood—I used toblow out the gas, but now I stepon it.Phrenologist—Hollace, you havea pronounced mathematical bump.Myers—Thats where the teacherhit me for being so dumb in geometry.Willie, said Mrs. Miller, Imust insist that you stop shootingcraps. The poor little things havejust as much right to live as youhave.Helen Vane—Whats your dogsname?Frances Matthews—Ginger.Helen Vane—Does Ginger bite?Frances Matthews—No, Gingersnaps.Thayer—Oh! Its fine to be apoet.Dave—It ought to be fine and imprisonment too.Sfunny Neros reign didnt putthe fire out when Rome was burning.Heres a TwrShe frowned on himAnd called him Air.Because in funHe merely Kr.So out of soiteThe next good-night.The naughty Mr. Kr. Sr.Page eighty
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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