MCPL001760

Description:	alonglooknow we getBig GameThe other day Ainsley Burksrushed into the ten cent store all outof breath and said:A nickel mouse trap, quick; Iwant to catch a train.* * * Dumb Dora says—If GeorgeWashington was so honest a fellow,why did they get the habit of closingthe banks on his birthday? * * Martha C.—As we walkon a cold winter day andaround, what do we see on everyhand?Charlotte S.—-Gloves.4s ^ ^ sfcMiss King—AndX equals zero.Geo. MacCarthey—Goodness,all that work for nothing. * * Freshman (to old lady) —I accompany you across theMadam?Old Lady—Certainly, sonny,how long have you been waiting forsomeone to take you across? * * Fergie—Did you hear about theman choking this morning?Charley T.—No, how did ithappen?Fergie—He was eating horsemeat and somebody hollered whoa! * * FMiss Dickey—Punctuate thissentence: Miss Jones the beautifulyoung lady walked down the street.Harvey P.—Id make a dashafter Miss Jones.f)f: f£ ;(: F^tWinnie—Dont you think shestwo-faced?Winckle—No, she wouldntwear that one if she were.Page One Hundred Twenty-six-Maystreet,A Little PoemTell me notIn mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dream;I have eaten raw cucumbers,And I find that lifes a scream. * * *Max Jones—-See any change inme?W. Turpin—No, why?Max J.—I just swallowed anickel.^ 5fc ^ ^Told by the Football MenThe tackling dummy has no show,We athletes knock him for a row;And yet, hes lucky, for alas,He doesnt have to go to class.F^F FJC J\|C ;JCMiss Carithers—-Use Ben Hurin a sentence.Bob Corell—I know a lady whomarried a millionaire, ninety yearsold, and he dropped dead right afterthe ceremony. How would you liketo have been her?if: F^t ^ %Mother Kirby—-You stood onthe porch a long time.Ruth K.—Why, Mother. I wasonly there for a second.Mother—But Im sure that Iheard the third and fourth.5$= ^ ^ lf=Nurse—Did the doctor take yourtemperature?Mossy—I dont think so: allIve missed so far is my watch.^ ^ ^ 2^Bob Ellis (in laboratory)—Say,Mr. Bradt, the gas is leaking fromthis tank.Mr. Bradt—And you come tome about it? Get some putty andplug it. Use your head, boy, useyour head.
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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