MCPL001603

Description:	THE GOTHIC 24M. D.—Have you any organic trouble?Bob Correll—No, sir. I cant even carrya tune.Kind Old Lady—(In Monon Depot)—Why are you crying, my dear?Mid Curry—I was driven from home.Kind Old Lady—Oh, how terrible.Mid Curry—And—and the mean old taxidriver charged me fifty cents too much.Lillian Smallwood—He gave me an armyand navy kiss last night.Francis Mathews—What kind is that?Lillian Smallwood—Oh, thats rapid fire,about sixty a minute.Willie Miller hadbeen alloA\red to accompany his uncle tocourt AAhere the latterwas a Avitness for thedefense in a libelaction.While he AAras beingcross-examined, theplaintiffs counselasked: Are your married?The witness replied that he was. We haA-e no proof of that, said thecross-examiner.This Avas too much for little Willie, aaIiostood up on a bench and piped out: ShoAvhim the bump on your head, uncle. Miss Jones has a glass eye.How do you know?I Avas talking with her the other evening and it came out in the course of theconversation.Fergie ■— Look atthe goat cheAving onthat dress.Regester — Yes, itmust be a dinnergOAvn. Oh, yes, saidthe pilot on the riversteamboat, ( I have been on this river solong I know Avhere every stump is.Just then, with a jar, the boat struck astump. Theres thats one of them noAv.Nellie Lamp kins—(Looking at her AvristAvatch)—My goodness, its eight oclock.If mother dont hurry and AAake me Illsurely be late for school.Soph—Theres a toAvn in Massachusettsnamed after you.Proud Frosh—Yes ? Whats its name !Soph—Marblehead.Dillon—I haATe never seen such dreamyeyes as yours.Kate—Maybe you ve neA7er stayed solate before.Page EightyI
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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