MCPL001597

Description:	THE GOTHIC 24JOKESMrs. Newlywed—You know the proof ofthe pudding is in the eating.Mr. Newlywed—Yes, dear; but remember, Im no test-tube.She—Whats makes you think Jones istired of his wife?He—Sign in front of his house says Honey for sale.I never saw a man so afraid of catching cold as George is.Yes, I know. I hear that when hetakes a bath he is so afraid of catchingcold that he stops up the holes in thesponge.We sell stamps with a smile, says adrug store ad. George looks pretty soberon all the stamps weve ever seen.Hesitant Flapper—Arent these hose abit flashy?Keen Salesman—Yes, miss; indeed theyare, and the papers forecast strong windsfor the next few days.Flapper—Ill take them.Cavalry BecruitingOfficer — Where didyou learn to ride ahorse?Applicant — On theback, sir.Some people arenever satisfied. Evenif they win a harp inthe after-life they will immediately ask fora player attachment.Mrs. Browning-—That young man thatyou are going with is a bad egg.Jessie—I know he is, thats the reasonthat I m afraid to drop him.Consider the Dachshund,Oh, woe is the beast.He trots on four legs,When he needs six at least. Yes, the first time I was at sea I hadsix meals a day—three down and three up.There was a young man named MoseWho was one of his girls best beaus.At a party of her MamasHe went in his pajamasBecause they said, Wear evening clothes.Page Seventy-FourVisitor— What does the chaplain dohere?Fresh—Oh, he gets up and looks overthe student body and then prays for thecollege.A girl I likeIs Betty Strome.She will not eatTill she gets home.Drunk— Sa funny thing, but whenwater—hie—freezes it always—hie—freezeswith the slippery side up.Madam, I am a pall-bearer.Well, you neednt put on airs just because your sister Theda is famous. Theres one fellow in this town thatcertainly gets on my nerves.Whos that? The osteopath.James Beck—May I hold your hand?Mary Bogers—Of course not! Thisisnt Palm Sunday.James Beck—Well, it isnt IndependenceDay, either.Budolph -— I gwits m o k i n kzeegars,Adolph.Adolph —- Aet so!For why?Rudolph — Imafraid froma terribleseekness.Adolph —- Vat candat be?Rudolph—Zeegarlet fever.There was a young man named MahoneyWho never had tasted bolognee.He said Hully Gee!Its a new one on me—Hamburger inside a kimonee! F. Begester—I kissed her beneath thepale moon.B. Huncilman—I kiss em beneath thepale nose.Miriam—Does Fred ever tell you anyquestionable stories?Lou—Oh, no, I understand them all.Willie—Mamma, is Papa going to dieand go to Heaven?Mother—Why of course not, Willie.What ever put such a ridiculous idea inyour head?
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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