isa-laboratoryschool-analyst1932-21

Description:	Visitor: How do you like school,my* little man?Freddie W: I like it closed, sir.There arc meters iambicAnd meters trochaicAnd meters that make us moa.reBut the meterThatsneater,And sweeter,Completer,Is to mooter in the moonlightAloneJoe T: I was told in my youth thatif I didnt quit smoking cigarettId be feeble-minded.WinstonC: Well, why didnt youquit?Frcshic: Behold me in the flowerof manhood.Sophomore: Yes-, you are a bloomingidiot.INTELLIGENCE TEST1. What do you spend monthly for:a. Chewing gum ( )b. Pop ( )c. Good looks { )2. Do you laugh at dumb jokes? Ifso why? yes ( ) no( )3. Did Mr. Post write the SaturdayEvening Post or Posts BranFlakes?4. Do you know anybody that runsall the way to chapel in orderto get a scat? Yes ( ) No ( )If so, what other peculiaritiesdoes he have?5. If the FINALE is a success, howmuch H2SB4 will it take to killa gnat?6. Which will happen first?a. Your graduation from highschool?b. Peace with Europe?7. Are there any seniors in schoolwho do not want the fact known?Indicate choice. Yes ( ) N<> ( )3. Is this any of my business?Please check both. Yes ( ) No ( )Can You ImagineMargaret Torrence at school fivddays a week?Winston Cooper asking an intelligent question ?Dick Spain as the ladies man?Ed Mclntyro flirting?Margaret Willius Prize-fighting?Esther Payne riding a horse?Jane Kivits on the green cor pet?Bob Cramer in a tux?Art Mcllrov as teachers pet?Eunice Lewis flunking anything?Paul Griffith with a new car?Jane Cunningham without a dimplein her chin?JPhyliss Dclabarrc debating?Rosalie Douglas on the supremecourt bench?Celia Crawford accepting criticismsgracously?Frederica Roberts in a bad humor?Jane Kitch a platinum blonde?Becky Talbott a b^re-back rider inthe circus?Fred White premier of Germany?Betsy McCall falling in love?John Donnelly sculpturing?Fred Harris not arguing?Mary Barker plaving basketball?Evelyn Schomer with cu_ ly harr?Marjorie Miller cornering the stockLouiW§r&8f3man behaving?Joe Torrence with his mouth closed?Celia C: What are you going to bewhen you get out of school?John Richetts: An old man.Miss Gillum: What author was knownfor his vocabulary?Jane Hitch: Noah Webster.Mr. Woodrov: Are you all descendenttof the monkey?Margaret T: Ho, my family came fromIreland.Esx her Payne: Wha t s ha ppe ne d , Ra y ? Ramon gets out of the car to in-ves tigate?Ramon. Schepfermann: Puncture.Esther:You ought to hove been onthe lookout for this you rememberthe guide warned you there was afork in the road.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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