isa-laboratoryschool-analyst1932-19

Description: The originality of one Miss Betsy McCall has dcvcrtcd theperverted minds of the public in thvjir craze for modernistic art andhas turned it to a craze for futuristic art.Jane Kivits is matron of the Old Ladies Home and has asher constant companion an old parrot. She smiles wanly when he addresses her-Hollo, Venus, for she alone knows why.The most shocking of the revelations came v.hcn the spiritsannounced that Miss Margaret Willius eras a lawyer of unusual boistcr-ousness.Rose Douglas is busy in Congress trying to pass a bill prohibiting the dangerous game of ping-pong.The-next spirit communed with at the seance meeting Wasthat of Phyllis Dclabarre who is a second Dorothy Dix and spends hourson her advice to the love lorn.poetry.Ed Mclntvre rclys upon nature for the inspiration for hisA conscientious veterinary is Fred Harris who specializesin the during of the mange.Quite emphatic was the revelation that BeCky Talbott is agrand opera singer and has long flowing platinum, locks.Marjorie Miller has married an old farmer and is verydomineering.Margaret Torrence has denounced her Irish ancestors, butnevertheless she is a washerwoman and collects washings in P. G.sold Pontine (which still runs). She has an uncanny sense of humor,Tho friendship of Ev Schomer and Mar/ Barker has been severed. While Ev stumps the country in her attempt to demolish the demoralizing act of dancing, her former pal has moved to Nee/ York thereshe is a wcw of a dancer.Janej Cunningham is kept busy giving lectures on the greatpossibilities of tinfoil and declares that absolutely anything can bemade from this valuable metal.And now comes the spirit of Esther Payne with the degradingnews that she scrubs floors and has a mania for collecting stale gumfrom underneath tables in oablic places.The spirit of Winston Cooper proudly displays the front pageof the
sport section which announces that he is heavy weight champion,such title being his after defeating Max Sclimelling. He is not a bitproud about it ci ther.The spirit of Joe Torrance was shock. A horrid old grouchis he and all tactics have failed to make him smile.
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Collection: Indiana State University Archives

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