isa-normaladvance-1913-00165

Description:	THE XORMAL ADVAXCE165Freshie (meeting his professor who wasAvheeling his small son in a perambulator) —Taking your son out for a little airing, eh,professor?Professor—Xo, Im taking my little heir outfor a sunning.—Exchange.Prof. Stalker in History of Education, commenting most wisely on palm-reading, gaAre adverse criticisms.Mrs. Self—Why! Mr. Stalker! In Chicago some people have the bottoms of theirfeet read.(Comment) And some people in Terre Hautehave their noses read (red).—ContributedA THEOLOGICAL POINT.A re\ival was being held at a small coloredBaptist Church in southern Georgia. At oneof the meetings the evangelist, after an earnestbut -fruitless exhortation, requested all of thecongregation Avho wanted their souls washedAvhite as snoAV to stand up. One old fellow remained sitting.Dont you want yo soul washed wite assnow, Brudder Jones?Mali soul done been washed Avite as snow,pahson.Whah avuz yo soul Avashed wite as snoAV,Brudder Jones?Over yonder to de Methodis chuch accrostde railroad.Brudder Jones, yo soul Avant washed—hitAvere dry-cleaned.—Exchange.MIGRATORY BULLET.He shot himself in the right temple, the bullet coming through the skull on Tuesday evening, dying the folloAving morning at 8 oclock.—Exchange.He—Why dont you Avrite ?Avell?Isntyourink-Other papers all around usAVe can make our own just fine,If our schoolmates will but send usContributions all the time Here a little, there a little,Story, local, note or jest If yrou Avant a better AdvanceEach of you must do his best,—Adapted.A\7hy dont y7ou giAre him the mitten?It isnt the mitten that he needs, its of socks hes got cold feet.—Exchange.
Source:	http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/34610
Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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