isa-normaladvance-1903-00020

Description:	20THE NORMAL ADVANCE.the world in. general, deserve no pity. Such persons imagine that only one thing can bo done at atime, whereas the true American spirit says onething at a time, but a dozen things in that. Abook worm may be able to bask in the smiles of afew of the most rigid members of the faculty, butif they would get out and bask in the sunlight ofheaven for a while they could not be induced toreturn to the former treatment. Man was createdto be sociable, to be independent and self-reliant.—The Normal Eyte.There were 2,253 students registered in ChicagoUniversity on Oct, 6, 1902.The Womans Union of the University of Chicago has decided to offer a prize for the most satisfactory composition of a musical cheer, to beused by the students of the university.Common sense makes common people uncommonly useful.—Journal of Education.Things which arc not equal to each other maybe equal to something else.—The School Journal.TONSILITIS.There was a young man named TitusWho had a dance called the St. Vitus.A pencil, he chewedInstead of his foodAnd now he has a pencil-inside-us.—The Daily Maroon.A COMPLETED PROVERB.A wise man is moved neither by force nor entreaty. But this often applies to a mule.—Journalof Education.Guard—Now, then, Miss, get in quick, please the train, is just starting.Young Lady—But I want to give my sister akiss. *Guard—Get in Ill sec to that.—Tit-Bits.Indiscriminate praise of ones own schools maynot be patriotism, but provincialism and ignorance of the systems of others.—Exchange.Fire bells arc better than church bells to bringout a crowd, and simple belles than either.—Journal of Education.Sympathetic silence shows truer feeling thantalkative sympathy.—The Crowe.SOME TWENTIETH CENTURY PROVERBS.A moneky with a dress coat on is but a monkeyaccentuated.Dont build a church and present God with themortgage.He that would have an oyster from the soupmust have a long spoon, a stout heart and an eyeof faith.—Educational Journal of Western Canada.THESE COLLEGE GIRLS.Heres a letter from Mirandy at college. Shesays shes in love with ping-pong.She is, hey? Well, shed better give him up we aint going to stand for no Chinaman marryinginto this family.—Womans Rome Companion.FROM A CYNICS DICTIONARY.Crank—A person whose views are opposite yourown.Egotist—A person who thinks as much of himself as other people do of themselves.—Lippin-cotts.SINGULAR IDEA.I have been reading about bald eagles, papa,said Benny Bloobumper.Yes, Benny and now I suppose you know allabout them.No but Id like to know if the bald eagles arethe maried ones.—Judge.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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