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Description: 64THE NORMAL ADVANCEl%e Beacons
RomanceTHOMAS R. JOHNSON44 T T ELLO DEACON, sang . out HiramHJackson in a voice filled with a mix¬
ture of sorrow and anger, as he paused from
his labors of straightening the broken and bent
stalks of corn in his prized truck patch.Good morning Hiram, Deacon Smith re¬
plied in a pacifying tone for he at once noticed
the difference in Hirams usually cheerful greet¬
ing. Crossing the end of the village street, the
Deacon looked over the board fence and discern¬
ed at a glance the cause of the changed tone of
the perspiring laborer.The indignant villager started in, Yes sir!
that old cow of Widow Harris was loose
again last night and I found her in this very
patch this mornin when I got up. All this
good corn is spoiled, cabbage heads are partly
et or pulled out, and tomato plants broken off.
All this was said in a breath and to the outburst
of pent-up feelings, the Deacon could only re¬
ply, Too bad, too bad, or It is a downright
shame, as he nodded his head sympathetically
ancl surveyed the ruins.As a concluding remark, the irate Hiram said,
By George, tii3 Widow will have to settle for
the damage her old cow done.With this, the peace-loving Deacon resumed
his walk toward the village postoffice. He had
passed only a few houses when a womans voice
sounded, Oh, Deacon Smith. He stopped and
faced about. Here again a look of destruction
overhung a back lot garden and he listened
kindly to the tale of woe. The woman knew it
was Widow Harris cow that was in her gard¬
en, because hadnt she seen the old critter run-
nin down the street that mornin. The usually
peaceful state enjoyed by the Deacon was verymuch disturbed when he heard a similar story
two doors down the street.As he walked slowly along, the Deacon be¬
gan to feel rather disagreeable because he had
surmised that he would be requested to call on
the Widow and obtain a peaceful settlement,
as she had lived in the town only a short time.
Then, too, such tasks had fallen to him before
and he felt very sure that he would be called
on again. His thoughts were found to be cor¬
rect when the three neighbors appeared at his
home and asked him to visit the newcomer and
settle for them. This the Deacon consented to
do.The following afternoon, intent only on his
mission, he started on his way to the Widows
home. Scarcely had he knocked on the screen
door of the modest little cottage, when the
comely widow appeared. The screen was thrown
wide open and in response to a cheery Come
in, the Deacon strode into the room. The
sweet smile given at the door had completely
unnerved him. He had framed up his little
speech while walking to the Widows house, but
now it seemed as if all of it had left him. He
was even more at a loss when the trim little
widow pulled her biggest rocking chair into
the breeze for him and another smile darted his
way.Expecting to lead up to the object of his visit
diplomatically, the Deacon first remarked,
Well! this is .fine weather weve been having.
The timeworn topic of weather was reviewed
back to the last big snow, and even farther. A
glass of cool lemonade helped to soothe the Dea¬
cons unstrung nerves, and talk ranged from
the weather to the crop outlook
church work,
and to nearly everything that this conservative
Source: http://indstate.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/isuarchive/id/32508
Collection: Indiana State University Archives

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