isa-normaladvance-1914-00023

Description:	THE NORMAL ADVANCE23Dr. Hyde (when an annoying sound resem¬ bling that of a grindstone arose from the en¬ gine room) : What a grind some of these de¬ partments are!Prof. Lynch: What can you tell me concern¬ ing the Medes and Persians?Logan (absent-mindedly) : I never can keep track of those Bush Leaguers.Counsel for Defense: You say that the ac¬ cused hit you with malice aforethought?Prosecuting Witness (indignantly) : You neednt to think that you are going to mix me up. Ive told you tAvice that he hit me Avith a brick.Two Irishmen freshly arrived in America Avere counting ties along a railroad track. A train tooted back of them, Avhizzed by, and was shortly SAvalloAved in the darkness of a tunnel a little piece ahead.An what do ye think of that Pat? inquired Mike.I am wondering, replied Pat, what would happen if the train missed the hole.A diplomat is a man Avho remembers womans birthday, but who forgets her age.Stork (in the biological lab.)—I have just found out that a rooster has teeth. Dr. Hyde: Where? Stork: In its comb.Rightsell: Hoav do you manage to train your dog so well? I cant teach our pup a single trick.Dog Trainer: Well, youve got to knoAv more than the dog.Myers: And you say the fish up there bit good?Koch: Absolutely vicious. Why Ave had to hide behind trees to bait our hooks!A boy stood on the sideAvalk bitterly crying, beside him another boy stood eating from a large bag, a feAv remnnant pieces of candy, and leaving these two was still another youth. Carmichel arrived in time to ask what was wrong.That kid, replied the candy absorber, pointing at the retreating one, took Jims candy, pointing to the Aveeping one.But you seem to have his candy now, ob¬ jected Carmichel.Oh well, you see Im Jimmies lawyer, re¬ plied he of the sticky mouth, Avadding up the bag and throAving it away.Outraged Maiden: Catch that man. He just now tried to kiss me.Wearied Passerby: Dont worry. There will be another felloAv along in a minute.A man Avho had been out of the city for some time returned last week. As he passed Seventh and Wabash avenue an old friend accosted him.Why, what are you doing around here? Im starting in to make an honest living. Go right ahead. Youll haATe no competi¬ tion at that in this burg.
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Collection:	Indiana State University Archives

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