Unionville High School, The Graphic, 1949, Page 26

Description:	GRADE EIGHTFIRST ROW: Left to Right: Mattie Ruth Stamper, Barbara Josephine Cornelius, RoyWesley Martin, Elmo Calvin Fleener, Donald Leon Richardson, BillyLee Spriggs, Carol Leon Hurst.SECOND ROW: Wanda Lou Richardson, Shirley Mae Young, Carol Lee Underwood,Morris Keith Stevens, Frederick Warren Chafin, Estus Maston Wampler,Donald Franklin Greeson.THIRD ROW: Mr. William Dietrich (Sponsor), Homer Leon Galyan, Edwyna DeanRosenbaum, Patricia Jane Clark, Irene Goldie Polley, Dorothy MarieSpriggs, Don Eugene Gaddis (withdrawn), James Edward Hendricks.INDIVIDUALS: Nancy Lee Cramer, Fred Ray Hall, Marjorie Helen Sparks.ONE ON HIMAn English undertaker found a donkey lying dead in front of his premises and wentto inform the police.“What am I to do with it?’’ he asked the officer in charge.The officer had a sense of humor.“Do with it?’’ he asked with a grin. “Bury it, of course. You’re an undertaker,aren’t you ?’’“That’s true,’’ replied the undertaker. “But I thought it only right to come aroundand inform the relatives first.’’AIN’T NO JUSTICEIf you think they can’t put you in jail for something you didn’t do, just try not payingyour income tax.TIMELY WARNINGTraffic sign in Pennsylvania village: “Slow. No hospital.**GRADE SEVENFIRST ROW: Left to Right: Peggy Jo Stephens, Robert Eugene Galyan, MarjoriePricilla Marbry, Barbara Jo Underwood, Wanda Lee Sullivan, NormaJoan McClary, Charles Emanuel Porter, Alvin Eugene Bruner, JosephWalter Taylor, James Estle Sluss.SECOND ROW: Tommie Joe Baugh, Patsy Lucille Polley, Ruth Elizabeth Dillard,Maxine Bessie Fleener, Virgil Dozier Ross, Della Lois Brosman,Lonnie Ray Young.THIRD ROW: Betty Louise Stevens, Delores May Young, Myrtle Maxine Porter,Charlotte Annabelle Hall, Allen Lee Huffman, Carolyn Louise Moore.FOURTH ROW: Mr. Leslie Wey (Sponsor).BOY AND HIS FRIENDS“Put the bandage on the other arm, Doctor,” Joe Taylor objected.“No,” said the physician, “I’ll put the bandage on your sore arm so the boys atschool won’t hit it.”“Put it on the other arm,Doc,” reiterated Joe. “You don’t know the fellows at ourschool.”RECOGNITIONBetty: “Did you hear about the chap who stayed up all night figuring out where the sunwent when it went down?”Oliver: “No, what happened?”Betty: “It finally dawned on him.”26
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Collection:	Unionville High School

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