Unionville High School, The Graphic, 1948, Page 63

Description:	The first boy looked worried and began to retrace his steps, muttering,“No...Mom says honesty always pays.” A moment later he returned spluttering, “But gosh! I didn’t spose it paid so quick. I gave him fifty cents, and hegave me change for a dollar.”AdmonitionWith prices as they are today,This warning bears repeating:You must forgo such luxuries, dear,As jewelry, furs and eating.Bill Mann: “Oh, wots de best way to teach a girl to swim?”Bob Barrow: “Well, yer want ter take her gently down to the water, putyour arm around her waist, and”Bill Mann: “Cut it out. It’s my own sister.”Bob Barrow: “Oh, push her off the dock.”“Shall I boil the missionary?” said the cannibal cook.“Goodness no,” replied the big chief, “that’s a friar.”A boxer was coming to after being knocked out.“So my opponent’s champion now?” he asked.“Not him,” replied the second. “He’s been beaten twice since he knockedyou out.”First Flyer: “I took off, did a series of loops, went into a spin, and sunkmy nose in the ground.”Second Flyer: “What happened?”First Flyer: “I slipped on a banana peel.”Patient: “But, Doctor, you gave me an entirely different diagnosisyesterday.”Doctor: “That just goes to show, Madam, how rapidly medical scienceadvances.He: “You look sweet enough to eat.”She: “I do eat. Where shall *we go?”“Pardner,” said the western rancher, “where’d yuh move from?”“Illinois.”“Illinois, heh? How come you leave a settled country like that andcome to these lonesome hills?”“Well, sir, my neighbors got to sayin’ mean things about me.”“Why, didn’t you challenge them to prove their slanderous statements?”“I did. And they did.”“I didn’t see you in church Sunday.”“I noticed that--when I took up the collection.”A husband and wife who had farmed for 40 years took a trip to New YorkCity. They went up into the Empire State Building for a look at the city. The wifelooked out across acres of buildings to the Sound beyond. “I’m speechless,” she
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