Unionville High School, The Graphic, 1967, Page 8

Description:	1967 Class WillsI, Gary Barrow, leave my mechanical ability to Roger Russ.I, Jim Burks, leave to Mrs. Goebel my text books. I will my good looks to Mr. Crowe.My ability to guard the bench I will to Dave Byrdwell.I, Bob Chafin, leave to Jerry West my manual on How to become an Alcoholic.”To Mr. Crowe I leave my mother’s forty-two cup percolator to keep in the office so hewon’t have to disturb the cooks so often.I, Bill Collins, leave to the juniors my prized possession, the Dope Fiend. To all theteachers I will my charming personality.I, Evelyn Evans, do hereby will my ability to lose my temper at the ball games to LindaHoff providing she watches the game.I, Steven W. Fleener, leave to Bob Hash my ability to throw lightning fast speed shiftsas he will need them in the future, if he doesn’t kill himself first.I, Tommy Fleetwood, will my shyness to all the juniors who have big mouths.I, Ernie Frazo, leave my math ability to Mr. Stewart and my hip boots for any poor soulwho has Mr. Faultless. To Dave Byrdwell I leave a safety pressure valve.I, Janyce Goe, will to Linda Hoff my guitar, providing her guitar teacher is young,handsome, and UNMARRIED.I, Brenda Hampton, leave to Joan Cox my ability to think fast and act slow. To anyjunior boy who is brave enough to wear it, I leave my senior cords.I, Brenda McClung, leave to Judy Woods and Donna Stephens my seat in Band providedthey can both sit in it. I will six inches of my height to Linda Wampler provided shedoesn’t lengthen any of her skirts.I, Lowell McClung, will my ability to make BIG DEALS to Mr. Faultless.I, John Neal, will my used playboy magazines to Mrs. Goebel to put in the library.I, Cynthia Puett, leave to John Boyd my highly deserved grades in Government.I, Gary Richardson, leave to Linda Hoff a pair of scissors to cut her hairy coat so shewon’t look like a muscular cave man. To Judy Young I leave a book on how to exaggerate a date in three easy lessons.I, Linda Richardson, will my senior skirt to Mary Lentz provided she doesn’t alter it inany way and that she takes care of Keith.I, Mary Richardson, will my ability to get on the cheerleading squad to Linda Hoff. Iwill my mannerly conduct to anyone in Band so they may please Mr. Anderson.I, James Saunders, will my abilities to play hookey to whoever uses them best.I, Beverly Skitvin, do hereby will my ability to yell at a basketball game to Judy Youngprovided that she does not lose her voice.I, Butch Stout, do hereby leave to Judy Puckett my Honda provided she wears morethan her usual cycling equipment, a two-piece bathing suit.I, Charles Terrell, will to Mr. Faultless my address book provided he does not tell hiswife where he got it. To Jerry West I will my sister, Tereasa.I, Jan Thompson, do hereby will all my pierced earrings to Norman Richardson providing he only wears one at a time.I, Julianne Weddle, hereby will my ability to make conversation to Diana Arnold providing that she uses it even more than I did.I, Don Woods, do hereby will to John Boyd my athletic ability for his oncoming years.To the whole junior class I leave the Best of Wishes.”
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Collection:	Unionville High School

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