Harmony School, 2005, Page 234

Description:	Student Solidarity SuggestsRevisions to EthosHarmony School—a place where your bodyand feelings are...waterproofunder lock & keysiugbullet proofhigh and dryfire retardantTiki Linked to MysteriousDisastersAfter high schooler Marissa Bartholomewdiscovered a strange golden idol of a grinningwombat in the sand of the Harmonyplayground, some unfortunate events occurred.The middle schools new white couch becamemysteriously stained and disgusting, the food inthe high schools fridge suddenly disappearedand the Gizzzard writers became peculiarlyobnoxious. Many of the schools skeptics saythat the tiki has nothing to do with the recentoccurrences, but that the events are totallynormal effects of being a school. But mosteverybody else disagrees, and think thenaysayers are crazy.Article continued on page 261Cassidy Secretly AttendingHarmonyArticle on page 261Jobie Sells Soul On eBayThe entire school was offended and shockedwhen high school student Jobie, in an attemptto raise money for the high schools end of theyear trip, auctioned his soul off on eBay foreighteen dollars and three cents. Although Ididnt get as much money as I had hoped, itstill helped. Jobie commented. The school iscurrently trying to reclaim the soul. We believeit is somewhere in Belize.Sheets of Black ConstructionPaper Forced to Back of BusIt was pandemonium. On the morning ofNovember 3rd, a riot broke out in the hallway,resulting in several injuries and one explosion.The cause? Civil rights. I am outraged thatthis kind of discrimination would occur inBloomington, said pacifist middle schoolerHannah Drew of the play depicting RosaParks legendary act of civil disobedience thatsparked the students indignation.Those poor pieces of paper, what did theyever do to anyone? asked sixth grader RachelLand. She then proceeded to smash thewindows of her...Article on page 261Yo Dawg, the Square of theHypotenuse Equals the Sum of theSquares of the Adjacent &Opposite Sides, Says TealArticle on page 261Jump Up and Down!Article on page 261Year of the Rooster Disturbs AbiArticle on page 261Genocide SucksAfter learning about the Nazi concentrationcamps of World War II in Sallyanns AmericanCentury class, Andrew Saucier had thiscomment: Genocide sucks. I mean, dude, itsucks. Other statements from the classincluded, I didnt know that kidnappingthousands of people, starving them and theneventually killing most of them was reallythat horrible. It seriously is sucky.
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Collection:	Harmony School

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