Harmony School, 2005, Page 223

Description:	Doyoung Raises VoiceArticle on page 261Kinda Big and Awful StrongArticle on page 261Neil Accused of GivingThoughtful GiftAlthough it started out as a normal day,absolute, unbridled chaos swept throughHarmony School during the afternoon ofDecember 15th. Though the details aresketchy, we know one thing; high schooler Neilhad allegedly given his secret someone whatone witness called a really, totally nicepresent. This alleged present has not beenrevealed by the secret someone, but she hassaid, It was truly shocking. I didn’t thinkNeil would do something like that. I mean,when I opened it... I was just horrified.Shortly after giving the Gizzzard staff herstatement, the victim was admitted toBloomington Article on page 261Tyann Disturbed By ’What If’ThemeWhile typing Gizzard articles for theHarmony School Yearbook, Tyann Barrentinejumped up abruptly, shouting, What does itmeeeeean?! After the declaration, sheexplained further, How can a theme be WhatIf? What If isn’t even a complete sentence!Its a fragment of an idea! What If . . .WHAT?! The flustered editor continued herout of control rampage, stating again on theincorrectness of the grammar and the totalabsurdity of the idea. Before storming off to thedrumming class, she stated, I refuse tocontribute to this language atrocity!Continued on page 261Vintage PheonixComics114 Ee 6th Sto4740®333-2930Expose On ’’Psychosis”The true story behind Jake Herrings newest hitmusical is a tale of passion and drama. Whilethe cast was rehearsing for their firstperformance, fights broke out and feelings werehurt. Jakes dreams clashed with the directors(David Christman) visions, none of the actorsin lead roles could get through five minutes ofrehearsal without throwing random objects ateach other, and everything was chaos. I’llnever work with this school ever again!THESE ACTORS ARE MANIACS! JakeHerring proclaimed after the curtain fell on thefinal performance. Mikey Teifenbach wouldntgive his nurse costume back after the show,causing the fighting to continue. McCarryReynolds commented, Everyone sucks exceptme.Article on page 261Nolan Maimed in Follies ActIn the Follies this year, local student NolanMoss was injured in a freak accident. No onereally knew what had happend until theyheard that old time funky music stopped, whenNolans D string was plucked too hard and cutoff his ear. Afterwards all Nolan could saywas Man it was all like whooosh!! and Iknow you have to suffer for your art but this isridiculous !
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Collection:	Harmony School

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